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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 13, 2004 14:20:21 GMT -5
I suppose we'll find out about it soon enough. Keep workin' on it, both of you, while we push further into this thing.
-=Heads up a nearby staircase, into a gigantic room resembling a cathedral=-
Oh my God. You guys are NOT gonna believe this.
-=Jaw drops=-
Get up here, fast
-=Elfie and Piñata hurry up the staircase. All three stand in awe at the sight of a huge statue of Aratar being worshipped by literally THOUSANDS of mutated teeny boppers=-
Don't make any noise. I don't think they've seen/heard us yet.
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Post by Elfie on Apr 13, 2004 21:42:00 GMT -5
*awaits the inevitable creek that well make them all turn their heads and attack us*
What? I'm not going to cause it. I let someone else trigger the onslaught.
*they all turn their heads at the sound of Elfie's voice*
Huh...forgot about that one. Its too bad we've lost our planeswalker powers or we could just leave without them being able to hurt us, but I think we'll have to do this the old fashioned way.
EVERYBODY!! RUN!!
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 14, 2004 9:46:45 GMT -5
-=Turns and hauls ass back down the staircase, motioning his badger to get the hell out, he's right behind them. Sporadically during his running he uses his Super Bass Powers to flip a floor tile or something similarly futile=-
Dammit, Elfie! You just HAD to say something, didn't you?
Wait a minute.....-=Pulls Elfie next to him, puts Piñata on their shoulders facing backwards=-
Can you do that singing trick again?
-=Keeps running=-
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Post by piñata on Apr 14, 2004 17:16:16 GMT -5
Not with the vibrations from you running... put me down, dammit.
*gets down*
*sings*
*waits to see what happens*
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Post by Elfie on Apr 14, 2004 20:44:00 GMT -5
*waits*
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 15, 2004 10:28:17 GMT -5
-=Keeps backpedaling while Piñata sings, just in case=-
Crap...you're being drowned out by all their stomping as they run. SING LOUDER!!!
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Post by piñata on Apr 15, 2004 17:53:11 GMT -5
Oh crap, I forgot to use magic.
*points wand at throat*
SONORUS!
*belts out high notes at such a deafening volume that Elfie has to put his fingers in his ears*
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Post by Elfie on Apr 15, 2004 22:40:39 GMT -5
Bass, give him a...well..bass line to keep time for him.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 15, 2004 23:12:58 GMT -5
-=Sings a duet with Piñata which throws all the Teeny Boppers into a frenzy of lust and....well....basically just lust. But not good lust, just the lame, cheesy, teen-girly lust that only lets you halfway to second before it gets worried about it's mom coming home early, and then asks you to go home without finishing up the lovin', leaving you to a very blue-balled fate unless you do it yourself, but then you get caught and kicked out of the house, living your life alone on the street until a gang attacks you and leaves you to die in the gutter of eternal torme....=- ..... ..... ..... ..... Where was I?
Oh yeah.
-=Continues his duet with Piñata, bringing the Boppers screaming to an ear-bursting decibal value. As the wall begin to shake, Bass starts improvising words=-
-=Singing=- Guys, we need to get out of here. This place is gonna fall. Guys we need to get movin' Or we'll never move at all....
-=Sees Elfie start running, grabs Piñata and hauls ass=-
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Post by Elfie on Apr 15, 2004 23:15:17 GMT -5
*uses the hook of his oversized and comical looking candy-cane to pull down beams of the roof above, causing the shaft behind them to collapse on the teeny-boppers*
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 15, 2004 23:28:31 GMT -5
Thank you Elfie. Would you like to cause further structural damage, allowing it to fall even faster, or is us getting squished to a pulp within reach of the door, as opposed to being well outside it, enough for you?
Oh, screw it.
-=Hurls Piñata and Elfie out the 107th story window=-
Don't ask. Don't even ask.
-=Jumps out=-
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Post by Elfie on Apr 15, 2004 23:30:58 GMT -5
Hey! It was falling behind us!
Speaking of falling...
I was going to think of a brilliant way to get out of this one, but I have to go to bed. Bass or Candy-Bag, take it away.
*waits, but hopefully not too long*
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 15, 2004 23:38:45 GMT -5
Seeing as we somehow ended up on the 107th floor, I highly doubt we'd have gotten out in time. Now, on to the task at hand...
-=Looks into his Secret Bag of Secret Secrets=-......so THAT'S where that went. Jeese....
-=Realizes he's still falling=-
Hmm....
-=Uses his Super Bass Powers to suspend them in mid-air=-
Ok.....-=As he tries to move them, they begin to drop again=- ..... ..... So, what have we learned? I can stop us from falling, but I can't move us. We have no way of generating the friction necessary to go sideways without SBPs (Super Bass Powers, for those of you not paying attention), and even if we did, there's nothing to grab onto because the Monolith just collapsed. And now there's a little Aratar-like figure down there who looks to be setting up some sort of Flak Cannon. Wonderful.
Piñata, any ideas?
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Post by Elfie on Apr 16, 2004 7:45:40 GMT -5
(For those of you who haven't figured it out yet, now would be a good time for somebody new to join the game and rescue us before we splat on the pavement. Preferably, whoever comes will have something that flies (not a helicopter, because we're falling from above you), and that can holds the three of us while avoiding a flak cannon. Alright. Here's your chance! Go!)
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Post by Kodyn on Apr 16, 2004 8:35:43 GMT -5
-=Morb sees the plight of his pitiful minions, shakes his head=-
"Alright, well, I can't lose all of you guys, then the site dies, so here goes."
::Grabs his mutant/rat/kitten and sends her to mutilate Aratar::
"Ok, now there is no longer any threat from him for a bit, at least til he gets a lot of bandaids....but I still need to break their fall..""
::Grabs Ashley and places her bulbous form underneath the falling heroes; her boobs alone will be enough to save them from becoming one with the pavement.::
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Post by piñata on Apr 16, 2004 9:45:39 GMT -5
*bounces off of Ashliieyeyiy's boobs*
Hey, this is kind of fun.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 16, 2004 10:16:16 GMT -5
-=Bounces off Ashlieey's boob=-
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!! My skin, it burns!!! Dammit, Morb, couldn't you think of something less....irritating?
-=Finds a hose and quickly hoses himself down in a very sexy and provocative manner=-
Phew. That's better. ..... ..... Why are you all looking at me like that?
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Post by Elfie on Apr 16, 2004 18:15:33 GMT -5
*hovers in the air hesitantly* I'm not sure I like this.
Wait, how have you guys already hit the ground if we all left at the same time?
*realizes he's flying*
Well this is interesting...it seems I forgot to keep falling.
*flies around*
I think I'm going to lose this once I land. Is there anything I should do while I'm up here?
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 16, 2004 21:45:33 GMT -5
See what happened to the others. I assume they took the boat back across the river and are waiting for us or something, but I'm not sure.
Oh, and hover JUST above Aratar's head for a few minutes, so he can't hit you.
Then you can do what you please.
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Post by Elfie on Apr 17, 2004 0:58:26 GMT -5
Sheesh, I can't see anyone other than us. Even Morb seems to have disappeared again.
*hovers above Aratar and notches an arrow*
Would that ruin the plot of future adventures too much?
*Aratar runs away while Elfie waits for a reply*
Curses!
*conveniently forgets to give chase*
Well, it looks like Aratar got away again.
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