Akki's Kitten
Task Mage
![*](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/stars/star_lime.png)
I'm a good Kitty....Well I'm good at what I do. =^_^=
Posts: 467
|
Post by Akki's Kitten on Mar 17, 2004 14:37:27 GMT -5
*Glances down at her trapped friend* Okay Hold on!
*Sends down her whip and a piece of cloth...where she got it from you have no idea because that outfit can't stand to lose any of it.* Wrap the cloth around your hand and we'll pull you up.
Ready guys?
|
|
|
Post by piñata on Mar 17, 2004 17:40:45 GMT -5
*gets behind Kitten so he's in a position to touch her as much as possible while helping to pull Bass up*
|
|
Akki's Kitten
Task Mage
![*](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/stars/star_lime.png)
I'm a good Kitty....Well I'm good at what I do. =^_^=
Posts: 467
|
Post by Akki's Kitten on Mar 17, 2004 20:28:57 GMT -5
*Turns around and glares at Pinata* If he wasn't down there you wouldn't get within ten feet of me. Oh and I wouldn't do anything stupid. *Nodds over to the cats on guard* They're kind of protective now.
*Plants feet and begins to pull*
|
|
|
Post by stalin on Mar 17, 2004 20:46:19 GMT -5
*stalin gets a lil of the action aswell and pulls bass up.
Ok, Elfie, your the tech wiz. Where are the controls to this elevator?
|
|
|
Post by Elfie on Mar 17, 2004 23:41:05 GMT -5
Well I'm not quite sure what the button that I pushed did. It was supposed to bring the lift down, but I don't hear it.
*lift arrives*
It appears to be a silent lift. Interesting. Maybe I'll get to research it at some point to see how it stays so quiet.
|
|
|
Post by stalin on Mar 18, 2004 0:46:31 GMT -5
I'm not sure we really want to know. After you elfie.
*stalin watches to make sure that their are no traps that spring when elfie steps on first.
|
|
|
Post by Elfie on Mar 19, 2004 1:40:39 GMT -5
*steps in a series of traps, setting them all of and promptly jumping out of the way before they can strike, much like Indiana Jones*
It should be safe now.
|
|
|
Post by SuperBassX84 on Mar 19, 2004 9:40:45 GMT -5
Elfie, those were some mad-phat trap dodgin' skillz.
Ok, now........where the hell are we?
-=Surveys his surroundings, which isn't much. It's basically a long, dark, dank, smelly hallway. Forward leads deeper into the Monolith, backwards leads to the elevator. Bass leads the group down the hallway, hoping not to run into any traps Elfie may have missed=-
There's a light up ahead....
-=Comes out onto a ledge overlooking a HUGE room=-
Wow. It's....huge.
-=Spots figures moving below=-
Can anyone see who or what it is down there?
|
|
|
Post by piñata on Mar 19, 2004 10:11:10 GMT -5
Sorry, I left my Omnioculars at home. ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/gJJRWaqDfDazeBsIjfcm.gif) Whatever it is, though, fifty sickles says no good can come from it.
|
|
Akki's Kitten
Task Mage
![*](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/stars/star_lime.png)
I'm a good Kitty....Well I'm good at what I do. =^_^=
Posts: 467
|
Post by Akki's Kitten on Mar 20, 2004 0:40:26 GMT -5
Holy sh!t....Either those are a bunch of rabid N'Stink fans or it's a colony of Killer Bunnies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
Post by SuperBassX84 on Mar 20, 2004 12:52:41 GMT -5
Actually, Kitten, it looks like....like BOTH!!!
Ok, team, we've got Killer Bunnies and Teeny Boppers galore down there. Let's spread out STEALTHILY around the perimeter, and when I give the signal, we attack. We can't let killer bunnies, and especially teeny boppers, escape alive.
|
|
Akki's Kitten
Task Mage
![*](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/stars/star_lime.png)
I'm a good Kitty....Well I'm good at what I do. =^_^=
Posts: 467
|
Post by Akki's Kitten on Mar 21, 2004 22:42:49 GMT -5
*Looks to her left and right at her newly aquired cats* Ready boys? Lunch time....We'll take care of the bunnies, I'm not touching the teeny boopers with a twenty foot pole. Maybe if you guys dress up like a boy band they might explode from joy.
|
|
|
Post by SuperBassX84 on Mar 21, 2004 23:21:47 GMT -5
No, I don't want teeny-bopper guts all over me. Yech.
-=Realizes just who a member of the team is=-
Piñata! This is perfect for you! Get in there and do some heavy-duty molestation! GO! GO! GO!
|
|
|
Post by piñata on Mar 22, 2004 10:21:28 GMT -5
Cool. I don't even need to borrow Kitten's twenty-foot pole -- I have one of my own. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
|
|
Akki's Kitten
Task Mage
![*](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/stars/star_lime.png)
I'm a good Kitty....Well I'm good at what I do. =^_^=
Posts: 467
|
Post by Akki's Kitten on Mar 24, 2004 16:03:31 GMT -5
*Looks at pinata* Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Your pet giraffe doesn't count. Just get to work on those teeny boopers.
|
|
|
Post by stalin on Mar 28, 2004 16:44:07 GMT -5
*stalin humps thread to revive it. I'll go with you pinata. With my new sperm of death I could help a bit. Wait, these are N'Stync fans we are talking about... *shudder* screw dat! Lets just blow the sh|t out of there Forkers!!!
|
|
|
Post by SuperBassX84 on Mar 29, 2004 11:28:21 GMT -5
Agreed.
-=Begins lobbing hand grenades and pipe bombs off his ledge and into the mass of teeny boppers. After a few successful explosions and a number of kills, the Boppers and Bunnies spot him=-
Sh!t. Guys, I could use some help here.
-=Draws his still-lit Light Staff as the first of the Bunnies jump from the floor to his ledge=- Ok, that could've been expected. -=The Boppers do the same=- Crap.
Guys, as a note, they've been physically enhanced. Just so you know.
-=Begins dramatic, long-winded but still really cool fight sequence, like Neo in the Merovingian's mansion=-
|
|
|
Post by piñata on Mar 29, 2004 16:09:10 GMT -5
*looks up from his work*
Physically enhanced? Oh shi...
*Piñata disappears as all the girls he's already had a turn with attack, not tired in the least*
|
|
|
Post by stalin on Mar 29, 2004 18:44:40 GMT -5
Time to bring in the heavy support. *stalin calls in the gatling gun polar bears and they start ripping holes in the gruppies ranks. Sh|t! They are still coming. These things are Forking fanatics! *stalin draws his bladded quarter staff and starts slicing at them to give his polar bears more time.
|
|
|
Post by SuperBassX84 on Mar 30, 2004 2:02:37 GMT -5
-=Fights valiantly=-
Dammit, there's too many of 'em...
-=Disappears into a mass of 'Boppers and Bunnies, but his Light Staff is still heard flailing and slicing=-
|
|