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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 5, 2004 13:54:25 GMT -5
-=Small explosion ensues as Bass blasts his attackers off AND double-posts to get the thread alive AGAIN=-
We need to finish this NOW.
-=Channels Super Bass Powers through his Light Staff, begins shooting energy beams in all directions which home in on and destroy most of the Bunnies and Boppers=-
Quick, finish the stragglers. Then we can move on. I need to recover after that.
-=Sits down, releasing a few badgers as protection, just in case=-
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Post by piñata on Apr 5, 2004 17:18:44 GMT -5
*moves in, fighting back-to-back with Warwick (which, as you might have imagined, looks odd because Warwick is only half my height)* Thanks Bass, that was close -- I thought I was a goner there for a second. Couldn't pick a better way to die, though. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 7, 2004 9:03:33 GMT -5
It looks like it's just you and me, Piñata. I can't see anyone else from where I'm sitting.
-=Gets up rejuvenated=-
Ok, let's finish these stragglers and see if we can find the others.
-=Tears through a half dozen of the remaining forces with nothing but a series of flying kicks=-
Wow. I think I did something when I caused that explosion. w00t.
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Post by piñata on Apr 7, 2004 10:58:54 GMT -5
Wait a minute... if you can keep the Bunnies off me, I have an idea how to get the Boppers on our side...
*points wand at throat*
Sonorus!
*starts singing "Cry Me A River" in a magically amplified, yet still dead-on, impersonation of Justin Timberlake, while the Boppers look on, entranced*
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 7, 2004 15:57:50 GMT -5
-=Blinks=-
Wow. I didn't know you could do that. No wonder you're so pedophilia is so rampant/effective.
-=Holds of the Bunnies as they come in waves=-
As soon as you can send 'em over here, please, do so. These little bastages have gotten more ferocious at the loss of their comrades...
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Post by piñata on Apr 7, 2004 17:36:31 GMT -5
*leads the Boppers into battle* This is cool. I haven't fought alongside chicks this hot since, well, sometime in the future (there are two female members in Olwe's Flying Cavalry... they'll be important to the story to varying degrees ![:))](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/QGBdaIUMHHofHgmZOhCU.gif) .
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 7, 2004 20:28:40 GMT -5
-=Slices the last of the Bunnies in half=-
See if you can get the Boppers to lead us to whoever or whatever is leading them. We need to find out why this Monolith is here and who built it, and I suspect their leader can answer some of our questions.
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Post by Elfie on Apr 8, 2004 0:03:18 GMT -5
*Elfie steps out from behind the shadows*
Perhaps I can explain.
*Pulls out a piece of paper*
Somebody left a note for us, but I can't translate it. Does anyone speak 'funny-shaped-letters-language', or do I need to send it to the lab for translation?
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Post by piñata on Apr 8, 2004 10:26:09 GMT -5
Apparently it's not Elvish. ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/gJJRWaqDfDazeBsIjfcm.gif) Maybe getting it to the lab isn't such a bad idea... Meanwhile I'll try and get some useful information out of the Boppers.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 8, 2004 16:31:48 GMT -5
And I'll...um....I'll....
I'll cook us some food!
-=Grabs the bits of bunnies running around and makes a make-shift kitchen out of spare parts=-
I was originally going to go to college to be a chef, and I have a good amount of experience cooking.
-=Continues making a Rabbit dish for Piñata, Elfie, himself, the Badgers, and anyone else in the area who's still hiding in the shadows=-
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Post by piñata on Apr 9, 2004 10:20:33 GMT -5
You know what'd go good with that? Some taters. ;D
*continues interrogating the Boppers*
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 11, 2004 20:47:00 GMT -5
Interestingly enough... -=Pulls out a bag of potatoes=- I found these in a store room a short walk off. I was chasing a bunnie and he ran in there. Fun stuff.
So, Piñata, get any info out of those Boppers? The food's almost ready.
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Post by piñata on Apr 12, 2004 11:45:47 GMT -5
Yeah, apparently they were conditioned to be uber-angry by being forced to listen to heavy metal (which, by the way, none of them like). Anyway, once they heard their favorite song the spell was broken, but they can't remember many other details of their captivity. From the admittedly incomplete description I got, though, it sounds even more as if we're dealing with Aratar, so I guess that might be something to go on.
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Post by Elfie on Apr 12, 2004 18:26:11 GMT -5
The lab analysis of the note came back with nothing.
Oh...wait.
*turns note the other way around*
It looks like it is Elvish. Piñata, take a go at it?
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Post by piñata on Apr 12, 2004 18:30:33 GMT -5
![:o](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/chjXwVVkkkVJdgsaEvGr.gif) I thought you were an Elf.
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Post by Elfie on Apr 12, 2004 19:48:12 GMT -5
Never learned Elvish though because I was raised by humans.
C'mon. Here a chance to show off your skills.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 12, 2004 20:54:08 GMT -5
-=Serves food=-
I've got gravy, too, if anyone wants it.
-=Cleans up, then sits and eats=-
So, what've we got, aside from the fact that it's probably Aratar running this Monolith thingy?
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Post by Elfie on Apr 12, 2004 21:30:42 GMT -5
I was at a camp once, and the chocolate pudding looked like gravy for fries. I ruined my pudding and my fries.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 13, 2004 10:05:43 GMT -5
And remind me....how does that help us with our current situation?
PS - That sucks.
-=Takes everyone's plates, feeds them into a badger disk gun=- Ok, he's that much better armed now.
SO. Piñata, see if the Boppers know their way further up this monolith.
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Post by piñata on Apr 13, 2004 11:51:57 GMT -5
Yeah, they can guide us. And on the note... I can only read a few words. Not enough to be absolutely certain that I know exactly what it's about, but it does present further evidence of Aratar's presence by using the phrase "Dark Lord" -- which is what he's calling himself these days. Here's what I can translate:
Well met, friend. (gibberish) You have done well. The Dark Lord will be pleased.
So we know Aratar has a friend operating out of my nation, who has done something to please him. That one sentence of gibberish worries me, though.
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