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Post by Alicia on May 18, 2004 21:41:39 GMT -5
::waves at other Bass::
::throws real Bass in a shrub somewhere::
Let me handle this.
::gives other Bass a porn movie::
That should hold him awhile. Now lets go.
::suddenly starts feeling sick::
Man this sucks.
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Post by piñata on May 19, 2004 9:25:11 GMT -5
Almost hold him back for one or two more posts. Okay. *points wand at Farfig* Stupefy!Hmm, he appears to be immune to Stunning Spells as well. ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/gJJRWaqDfDazeBsIjfcm.gif) *a louder gunshot than Danny's weapons are capable of producing rings out, and a medium-sized hole appears in Farfig's side* Reinforcements, eh? Let's check this out. *turns to the entrance of the saloon, where four people, all unusual to varying degrees, stand -- Piñata recognizes the rifle-slinging black man who was sitting next to him at the bar, apparently the shooter since he still has his weapon raised, and also... Akki's Kitten, in native garb (as Piñata reflects on this, he decides that the name "Miss Kitty's Saloon" makes a lot more sense now). There's also an unkempt, somewhat deranged-looking man holding a long, serrated hunting knife, and a stern-faced Indian who, judging from the number of weapons they're carrying (Piñata counts a bow, a quiver of arrows, a tomahawk and at least three knives of varying sizes, as well as noting the flexible, bone-and-cartilage armor over their chest) and the amount of beads, feathers and other ornaments, is probably an important warrior and might even be the tribal chief.* *An angry roar from Farfig tears Piñata's attention away from the newcomers, who, trust me, are important to the story eventually* Farfig: You're all they've got? A woman, a n!gger, a redskin and a drunken mick? Ha! I've already won, then! Piñata: Did you just say "mick"? *points wand at Farfig* I'm going to get Dark Side points for this, but... Crucio!*Farfig's incoherent shriek of pain shakes some of the nearby buildings. His legs begin to fold in under his body grotesquely as Piñata moves his wand like a man using a baton to conduct an orchestra.*
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 19, 2004 11:44:08 GMT -5
Hmmm... Alright, i can finish him.
*A small whirlwind appears on both arms and both legs*
Ooooooo... nice. This enhaces all of my air powers and makes me faster
*Farfig notices what's going on and charges for me on his remaining legs*
*I pull out dual swords and slash through the air towards him* *A shockwave appears out of each sword and head straight for Farfig* *The shockwaves merge into one and form into what looks like a hand* *The hand Lunges into his chest and Farfig gets a look resembling someone getting stabbed* *Farfig falls to the ground* *Dual swords break*
Dam, must've been too much for them
*A small cloud appears out of Farfig's chest and floats toward soulcatcher* *Pulls out bottle and puts the cloud in the bottle*
That technique is what I like to call the soul stealer. It doesn't work on super powerful enemies though. Whats in this bottle is the soul of Farfig. This is great for interegation. Alright Farfig, where's aratar?
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Post by Ape on May 19, 2004 18:01:17 GMT -5
Meanwhile, in Fuzz...
*static* *static* *faint voice*
*lots more static*
...ambushed...
*static* *static* MILLIONS!!! *crackling*
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Post by piñata on May 19, 2004 18:07:57 GMT -5
Crap. AK's in trouble. We're, uh... in the middle of something... right now, can anyone else get to him?
*continues waiting for the results of Soulcatcher's interrogation attempt*
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 19, 2004 18:57:58 GMT -5
Stupid fool only says that he's in a dimension of pure evil (not sure of the name) or he's with some guy named Zugema or sumthin. Said to be one of the greatest warlocks. Whats with these guys that helped us?
Edit: also what should I do with Farfig's soul?
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Post by Elfie on May 19, 2004 19:52:35 GMT -5
DA and I will devise a rescue plan as soon as we get out of here. I don't know what Aratar would want with a place like this...
*watches a volcano spew up ash in the shape of Aratar*
Then again, if I found a dimension whose volcanoes spewed up ash looking like me, I might be intrigued.
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Post by DarkAngel on May 19, 2004 20:06:43 GMT -5
-=Watches the Aratar shaped cloud in the sky=-
Wow...he's a tad full of himself no?
-=Stops as he hears an extremely loud noise=-
DA: Must be another volcano Elfie: -=On top of a hill=- Um...DA, you might want to come look at this. DA: Alright. -=Joins Elfie, and sees a vast demonic army, one million troops strong, marching towards their position=- DA: Holy sweet mother of Jebus. Elfie: This will get interesting... DA: Call me crazy...but I think Aratar has something planned with this dimension...Whats our plan Elfie?
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Post by Elfie on May 19, 2004 20:10:59 GMT -5
Our plan is to get the heck out of here. I don't care how amazing we are, we can't take on a million troops.
I'm going to set up a jammer as we leave though. Those troops won't be invading another dimension for a while.
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Post by DarkAngel on May 19, 2004 20:13:08 GMT -5
Good plan...We'll rescue Ape and then return with a battle plan...This dimension is obviously of upmost importance to Aratar if he would amass such a large army.
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Post by Elfie on May 19, 2004 21:18:41 GMT -5
And it is of the utmost importance that you learn to spell. *puts jammer in place with timer and leaves with DA*
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Post by piñata on May 20, 2004 9:59:53 GMT -5
Elaves? You should really proofread your own post if you're going to bug someone else about spelling, Elfie. Okay, back to the adventure...
*notes that this post is mostly going to consist of conversation, and that's mainly going to serve to introduce the new characters*
Danny the Elf Man: Whoa. So what are ya'll, magicians or sumthin? Piñata: Or something. Danny: Well, I owe ya one -- ya'll really saved my ass. Piñata: Don't mention it. They were our enemies, too.
*the four people who came out of the saloon to help come up*
Danny: Hey, maybe I should introduce my friends. (indicating the double of Akki's Kitten) This is Miss Kitty, she owns the saloon. (indicating the black man) That there's Elgin, the second best shot with a rifle in our group. Elgin (snorting with laughter): I'll take you on any day, shorty. Danny (ignoring Elgin and moving on): That crazy-lookin' guy there is Malloy. Nobody knows his first name. He's scary sometimes, but useful to have around. (indicating the Indian) And that leaves Silent Thunder. About two years ago -- when the skinheads first came here -- the local Indian tribes were the ones who stood up to them first. Silent Thunder was one of the innocent people who paid for their bravery -- a bunch of them no-good sons o' b!tches got together and gang-raped her, then cut out her tongue. She'll never be able to speak again as long as she lives.
*Piñata covers his surprise that Silent Thunder is female pretty well -- after all, he already realized his original mistake when she came closer -- but makes no effort to hide his outrage at what was done to her.*
Piñata: Well, Farfig's no help anyway, so we're going to need to take some live prisoners. Silent Thunder can help me with the interrogations -- I'll ask the questions for her, then if we don't like their answers I'll let her decide what body parts to remove. (turns to Danny) Do you have a safe place where we can set up a base of operations? Miss Kitty: You can come back to headquarters with us. Piñata (after making sure, out of politeness if nothing else, to introduce the other members of the Conclave party -- a time during which Danny stares at Greenleaf for a completely uncalled-for length of time): Okay, thanks. (turning to Soulcatcher) How long can you safely keep Farfig in that jar -- and how much damage is he capable of if we wind up having to release him?
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 20, 2004 14:11:02 GMT -5
well souls arent that strong, i can keep him in here for about 5 days. However if someone were to release him... he could cause serious chaos. They have the ability to overcome a persons free-will and have entire control over a person's body. I could send him away to the afterlife, but in order to do so we would have to take him out of the bottle
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Post by DarkAngel on May 20, 2004 15:49:49 GMT -5
It is also of the utmost importance that we leave right away ![8-)](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/eIMQnuwERxqvJ0liYgfQ.gif)
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Post by Ape on May 20, 2004 17:23:38 GMT -5
*Portal appears back at the Clave* *Bush limps though portal with 1 arm, wires hanging out everywhere and oil/random liquids trailing behind him*
Cuddly teddy bears...NOT cuddly.
*falls over onto floor, wires spark*
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Post by Elfie on May 21, 2004 0:26:37 GMT -5
Fair enough DA and Candy-Bag, but mine was a typo. 'P' and 't' are across the keyboard from each other.
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Post by piñata on May 21, 2004 9:37:58 GMT -5
And "e" and "l" are where, exactly? Farther away from each other than "p" and "t", that's for sure. ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/gJJRWaqDfDazeBsIjfcm.gif) Eh... spellin aint dat importent enneywais. Fuhgeddaboudit! ;D
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Post by Elfie on May 21, 2004 9:49:16 GMT -5
1. Distance doesn't come into account when one talks about hitting keys in the wrong order.
b. You're right. Spelling doesn't count for anything here, which I why I don't care about things like tpyos or left words, but:
iii. I really hate to see him use "upmost" on an essay or something similar. Same goes for "rhumored" and "rumoured". I see no point in letting my intern lose marks on something he writes because we stood by and did nothing.
5. I am pretty anal-retentive at times, and this, aside from helping DA, is a manifestation of my desire to make all the little things right, sometimes by overblowing the situation. If that's what I did here, then I'm sorry, but I think this has all been in good humour.
*elaves*
Those are intentional mistakes, for anyone wondering.
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Post by DarkAngel on May 21, 2004 10:41:52 GMT -5
-=Scratches head in confusion=- 1, b, iii, 5 ![???](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/MSScrukyTJLqVmSUdwMm.gif) Elfie had a typo, I just didn't know how to spell utmost properly ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/bhnAqzRvBJcEyySAqrED.gif)
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 21, 2004 13:43:02 GMT -5
Stop the talk and lets get back to the adventure ;D
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