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Post by DarkAngel on May 16, 2004 13:43:07 GMT -5
It's a chicken coupe coup! -=Stands up and applaudes=- Very nice Elfie, very nice.
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Post by Ape on May 16, 2004 14:13:14 GMT -5
Meanwhile in Fuzz...
I think i'll do that from now on...it's all comic book-ish.
*starts walking down yellow brick road*
This place is so boring...nothing here at all. Where's the fun...wait...whats that?
*little purple-furred pig-snouted dog thing notices Apey and Bush and starts walking toward them*
...no no no, i've seen movies like this, the little cute bastages always turn into vicious killing machines. *rests hand on lightsabre*
Let's check it out, Bush...
It doesn't look harmful at all...in fact...it looks kind of playful.
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 16, 2004 14:30:30 GMT -5
*The nazis Start to leave*
*Pinata signals to follow them* *whisper*
But i havent gotten my beer yet...
*Pinata pulls him out door by ear*
*follows Nazis through stealth*
*Whispers to pinata*
What do we do once we get to where they are going?
EBP: Merged double post.
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Post by redorblue01 on May 16, 2004 22:26:10 GMT -5
Red, where are you...? I'm sared...
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 17, 2004 7:39:27 GMT -5
lmfao!!! I just found out that aratar is a member of the clave and a real person. LMAO
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Post by DarkAngel on May 17, 2004 9:40:59 GMT -5
lmfao!!! I just found out that aratar is a member of the clave and a real person. LMAO WAS a member;D He got banned:)
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Post by piñata on May 17, 2004 9:52:09 GMT -5
Hmmm...Why am I named Max again? Whatever. There.*stares in shock at a person exiting a nearby building* Is that... Elfie[/b]? *The person in question, apparently having heard Piñata, turns and says in a southern accent (if you've never heard an Elf using a southern accent before, trust me -- it's sary), "Nope, I'm Danny the Elf Man. What can I do for you?" The Nazis, having turned to watch the exchange, realize there's somebody to discriminate against and advance menacingly upon Danny, who apparently is Elfie's double in this dimension.* Crap. There goes that plan. Okay, Soulcatcher... you and your people... er, critters... take the four on the right. We'll take the other six. *Steps in front of Danny, blocking the path of the lead Nazi, who wastes no time in pulling out what looks like a machete and taking a vicious swipe at Piñata's head. Piñata ducks, does a forward roll and comes up in a part-handstand, part-upward-facing-dropkick, slamming both of his feet solidly into the Nazi's wrist and handily removing weapons from the equation for the time being. A semi-flying headbutt as Piñata regains his feet dispatches that opponent -- nearby, the hulking Beaters, Doran and Goyle, have each grabbed two enemies -- one in each hand -- and are repeatedly smashing their heads together. The remaining Nazi assigned to Piñata is lying at the beautiful Elf girl, Greenleaf's, feet clutching his throat and gasping for air. Piñata turns to see if Soulcatcher needs any help...*
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 17, 2004 13:55:33 GMT -5
*Four Nazis come charging. One pulls out a knife and attempts to stab me. I move out of the way at the last second and elbow him in the head knocking him unconscious. the other three come with knives all at once. I point my finder at them and three of my dogs attack the three. Soon after the nazis (now wounded) wound the dogs.*
My precious dogs...
*Now in a firey rage sends a giant air shockwave to knock all three down, unconscious*
I only kill if it's needed
*goes over to dogs to help them*
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Post by SuperBassX84 on May 17, 2004 14:03:30 GMT -5
-=Pops out of the portal=-
Sweet mother of Christ. The traffic here is horrible. You'd think people would want to LEAVE this place, not come here.
-=Alicia pops out behind him, landing on his back and knocking him over=-
Ow! Get off me!
-=Bass and Alicia stand up and survey the surrounding area. They stand in the middle of Suburbia. It is not a pleasant suburbia, however, it is a downtrodder, enshambled place. The clouds hang drearily in the sky, giving off that glarey type thing that happens when the clouds aren't all that thick. A slight, cold rain starts to fall=-
Wow. This place really DOES suck. C'mon, Alicia, let's get moving.
-=Bass and Alicia start walking down the street, trying to figure out where the hell they are=-
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Post by Ape on May 17, 2004 15:58:57 GMT -5
Meanwhile, in Fuzz...*starts petting litte purple thing* Hey, this thing is kind of cute Ok, Let's start looking arround, there's nothing to see here. *starts walking, but trips* ...huh...*looks down, see purple thing at his feet8 ...the hell. *gets up, purple thing grabs on to his leg* ...LET GO! *swings leg arround, purple thing doesn't let go* *picks up purple thing, the instant Apeys hands touch the purple thing, the thing grows long steel spicks all arround, except the parts where he holds it* Wow...this thing might be usefull later. *sets purple thing back down, it turns back to original self* I'll name him...Purple Thing.
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Post by Elfie on May 17, 2004 17:19:45 GMT -5
*approaches the lead chicken, who has a drink in his hand*
Elfie: Who are you? DA: Yeah, who are you? Chicken: Issac. Elfie: The Drinking Chicken? *DA looks at Elfie with a confused expression* DA: The Drinking Chicken? Issac: Yes, I am Issac The Drinking Chicken, or ITDC for short. Elfie: Well that's a strange twist. DA: Yes, that is a strange twist indeed. ITDC: What are you talking about? Elfie: I'm Elfie and this is DA. He tends to repeat what I say. *silence* Go ahead and do what I think you're going to do. DA: He's Elfie and I'm DA. I repeat what he says. *silence* Go ahead and do what I think you're going to do. ITDC: Why are you here? Elfie: They always ask that one. DA: Yup, never met someone who didn't ask that one. Elfie: We're on a mission from God. *DA whispers something in his ear* We're the Blues Brothers. *Elfie and DA receive strange looks from the crowd* Uh, right, shake your tail-feather. *The chickens do just that while Elfie and DA stumble out of the room* Do you have an idea where Aratar could be?
At the next farm: *Elfie and DA walk into another coupe* Chicken: Why are you here? DA: We're on a mission from God. *Elfie whispers something in his ear* We're the Blues Brothers *Elfie and DA receive strange looks from the crowd* Uh, right, shake your tail-feather. *The chickens do just that while Elfie and DA are escorted into another room by the lead chicken's guards* Do you have an idea where Aratar could be? Chicken: No, but I've heard of him. He came through hear with a man named Zugema. Thanks: Elfie. Elfie: Yes, thanks? DA: *with a confused expression* Yes, thanks? Thanks: You should leave now Elfie. Elfie: We should leave. DA: We should leave? *a spear hits Thanks in the head, killing him instantly* *Elfie and DA run*
*once their back in their normal dimension* Elfie: That was strange. DA: Yeah, and for some reason I couldn't stop repeating what you were saying. Elfie: Good thing that's over. DA: Yeah, who was that Thanks guy? Elfie: I don't know. I found it kind of weird myself. DA: Yeah, disturbing even. Elfie: We better see if we can get any information on this Zugema character.
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Post by DarkAngel on May 17, 2004 19:15:28 GMT -5
-=Chortles with glee=-
Very nice Elfie...that amused me, which is very hard to do---HEY LOOK! A WHITE CAR!
Ok back to Chicken Farm...
DA: Elfie...Zugema rings a bell to me...I think I've heard stories about him...he's apparently one of the most powerful warlocks in the universe. Elfie: Yea...I have heard of him too. DA: I think the story said he lived on a dimension called...Gorthak...Let's try there and see what happens.
-=DA and Elfie open up the portal and enter Gorthak=- -=They emerge to a chaotic world, with blood red skies, and numerous active volcanos all around them=-
Wow...this is so nice I wish I could have a picnic...
-=A large shadow passes over DA and Elfie=-
Look! A winged demon! Fighting positions Elfie...he looks pretty strong.
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Post by Elfie on May 17, 2004 20:07:17 GMT -5
*Final Fantasy fight music ensues*
Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, duh, duh Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, duh, duh Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, duh, duh Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, duh, duh
Its Elfie's turn first.
He fires a Death Blow arrow but it misses.
The beast counterattacks.
Elfie is too lazy to actually make up HP numbers or percentage chance to hit and after a post by DA revealing the monster's weakness and how to exploit it, the two of them win the battle.
The traditional battle winning music sounds (Dah, dah, dah, dah, duh, duh, dah, duh, dah).
Elfie and DA strike cool poses until they disappear and reappear on a blue screen, except only their heads and necks are present and there's a series of numbers beside them. One is called EXP, the other is called AP. Elfie and DA are thouroughly confused. During this time Elfie and DA make money, though no one is sure where it came from. DA also gains a level. The levels don't do anything on the Conclave, but DA gained one nonetheless. DA is now level 2 because as far as I know he hasn't gained a level prior to this.
The blue screen with numbers disappears and Elfie and DA get back the rest of their bodies.
*waits for DA's post*
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Post by DarkAngel on May 18, 2004 8:39:32 GMT -5
Level 2...pwnage Well...this is a fire demon...So I assume that I know it's weakness... -=Pulls out a spray bottle=- -=Sprays the demon with water=- -=The demon lets out a horrific scream, then runs away=- Well that was easy enough... *All of that stuff Elfie said*
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 18, 2004 9:08:51 GMT -5
Dam those Nazis!!! They hurt my dogs . Well They are better now that I treated to their wounds. *Bullet just misses me* WTF!!!! *Looks up and sees another Nazi on top of the sallon Nazi: Bow down to Aratar you scumbags Me: Oh now I'm pissed *Sends air missile at Nazi* *Nazi dodges the missile by jumping off roof* Nazi: My name is Farfig Hitler, my duty is to kill you both Me: *snicker* Farfig Hitler? *snicker* Oh well guess we've been found out. All that fightin must of attracted attention. *pulls off clothes to reveal conclave battle garb* Guess we dont need the cowboy outfits any more, they were makin me itchy anyway. *Farfig Hitler transforms into a giant creature with the body of a human, but the abdoman and legs of a spider* Well, guess I'll have to kill something today. Get ready Pinata
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Post by piñata on May 18, 2004 9:27:27 GMT -5
Farfig? You've gotta be sh!tting me. *leaves cowboy garb on -- it looks sexier than wizard's robes -- and pulls out wand and lightsaber, leaving the lightsaber deactivated for now in the interest of maintaining at least some level of secrecy* You might want to leave, Danny. This is no place for civilians. *scene cuts to Danny the Elf Man, who has a six-shooter in each hand and a big, sary-looking knife Piñata didn't notice before in a boot sheath* Okay, you can stay. *notes with satisfaction that Greenleaf, Doran and Goyle all have their wands out already, then turns to Farfig* You, on the other hand, have got to go.
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 18, 2004 9:32:10 GMT -5
Farfig: You shall die!!!
*farfig attempts to step on us, but we all dodge it by jumping out of the way*
*sends several shockwaves at him which do little damage*
Damit, i gotta take it up a notch
*focuses strength*
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Post by piñata on May 18, 2004 10:05:14 GMT -5
Use the... oh crap, you don't have 300 posts. *uses the Force to push Farfig back (like they did to the destroyer droids in SW Episode I)* Hmm... that didn't work quite as well as I hoped. *hears gunfire from behind him, turns to see Danny emptying his weapons into Farfig* Hey, he's bleeding... I'd say that's progress. Can you finish him off yet, Soulcatcher?
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 18, 2004 13:13:10 GMT -5
Almost hold him back for one or two more posts.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on May 18, 2004 21:02:47 GMT -5
-=Continues exploring "Everything Sucks" with Alicia in tow=-
Ok, this place is really making me depressed. That and this rain is kinda....wait a second...
-=Spots a figure on the road ahead of them=-
Sweet mother of Christ! That's ME!!!
-=Dives behind a bush=-
Alicia, make him go away! He can't see me or he'll suspect something!
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