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Post by Elfie on May 21, 2004 14:02:24 GMT -5
I'm working on a rescue plan for Ape.
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Post by Ape on May 21, 2004 17:24:01 GMT -5
Meanwhile, in Fuzz...Hello... ... ... can anyone here me? *hears un-clear voices* I don't know if you can hear me or not, but if you guys can...i gotta get this out. They're everywhere! These...teddy bears have this...base thing here. It's built mostly of fuzz...yep, shoulda guessed. It's an entire city...civilians, soldies...suicidal bombers. They've got the works. I said there was millions of them before, if you heard me, but i think they may be more...MUCH more. They aren't very strong, i took out at least 500 of them myself...but there is just SO damn many of them! ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/chjXwVVkkkVJdgsaEvGr.gif) They captured me, tied me to a chair and started asking me questions under a bright light. They asked me what i was doing here. I couldn't talk though, my jaw was sore from being punched so many times. I couldn't say anything...they beat me with a plastic ballbat for hours...then they just left me there. I went into this vent and i've been here for about a day. I'm running out of food and Bush has my teleportation device. Ok, so if you want to get where i'm at...get to Fuzz, look for a HUGE fuzz city-thing...and get to this...roof. I'm in the an exit to the vent at the roof. The building i'm in is in the very center of the city, i can tell by looking arround, and the building is like a giant tower. I don't think you can get here by any form of magic either, i've already tried to teleporting with no luck. Bush must have found a way out of here without magic. That reminds me, how IS bush? Random Clave member: Not looking good...at all Me: Let me talk to him RCM: Ummm...he can't talk now...he's...busy... Me: Oh...ok, well leave him there, he needs some time off RCM: Ummm...sure, we'll do that. ![???](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/MSScrukyTJLqVmSUdwMm.gif) Ok, get your arse to Fuzz adfijv et your arse to Fuzz aslfkj et your arse to Fuzz alsfkj et your arse to fuzz
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 21, 2004 19:21:12 GMT -5
Dont worry, we'll be right there. If my penguins can find bush they can do some repairs to him with the parts of the weapons they have like the rocket launchers, but besides that they are very limited with parts.
*Summons parrot*
Ok, tell my penguins that they need to find bush and make repairs to him
*Opens portal to clave*
Take this with you to give the penguins so that they can look for him
*Gives parrot dimension device* *Parrot flies through portal*
Well I guess I'll have to rely on your device pinata
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Post by DarkAngel on May 21, 2004 20:11:15 GMT -5
Ummm Elfie...I don't think we got time to make a plan to rescue Ape...we gotta do something...now! -=Opens portal to Fuzz=- -=DA and Elfie step through=- *Looking on a hill* DA: Wow...look at that, the ground is moving. Elfie: Uh DA, that ain't the ground. DA: Oh. Holy #@$!, that's alot of Teddy Bears ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/chjXwVVkkkVJdgsaEvGr.gif) Elfie: We have to find Ape and get him out of here! DA: Well I see "Fuzz City" over in the horizon...it will take days to get there though...and it will be basically impossible to get through with all of those bears... DA: Elfie, we need a plan: ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by Ape on May 21, 2004 20:47:00 GMT -5
*watching Soul*
No... *cough*
Soul, i'm right here... *wire sparks*
You must have been away when i came back to the clave. *small fire starts on leg* *slowly puts out fire*
You can't repair me, only Apey can, he's the only one who know how. Even I don't know how i'm put together exactly, hell...i don't even know how i know how to use everything. I guess that's how things are when your just a machine Meanwhile, in Fuzz...Hey, is that Bush i hear talking? He's alive!? Yes, but i'm not doing to good, i'm gonna need some work when you get out of there....damn, everything went wrong. Fuzz...it sounded so peaceful...red trees...purple leaves...pink skies...who in the hell trained these guys to be so cruel. Well, whatever the reason, you guys be careful. This may even be a trap. They may have kept me alive for a reason...and if Aratar is hearing all of this...don't let down your guard.
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 21, 2004 23:58:15 GMT -5
Oops ;D
*summons back parrot through portal*
Gimme that!!!
*takes Dimension device from parrot*
Ok pinata is there anything else we have to do here or can we go to apey's rescue?
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Post by Elfie on May 22, 2004 12:28:13 GMT -5
*opens trans-dimensional portal and whistles for his giant flying furby*
If we can get airborne I think we'll be able to stay out of range. If not, *takes out what looks like a water gun except it has red wine on the side of it*, we'll stain them so bad they'll wish they were never borne.
*watches as furby arrives*
Let's go, DA.
*hops on with DA*
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 22, 2004 17:42:18 GMT -5
Alright Pinata, i'm gonna go meet up with me later in fuzz.
*Opens portal* *jumps through portal and sees elfie and DA airbourne* *Flys and catches up to them*
hey guys
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Post by redorblue01 on May 22, 2004 23:03:48 GMT -5
*Meanwhile in the 70s portal*
ZZZZ....
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Post by SuperBassX84 on May 23, 2004 2:17:30 GMT -5
Feel free to advance the story as you please, RoB. Stalin doesn't have to do everything. Anyway... -=Crawls out of shrubbery=- ALICIA!!! THAT WAS MY TAPE!!! Oh dammit, now what am I gonna do....that was my favorite one....-=grumbles=- OH CRAP -=Throws Alicia into the same nearby shrubbery=- -=Other Alicia comes bouncing down the street, verily happily=- ....the hell?..... Bass: Hello.... Other Alicia: I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! -=pause=- HI BASS!!! -=Hugs Bass=- Bass: Hi Alicia...you seem very happy today. Other Alicia: I'm happy EVERYDAY!!! Life is so great and I love it! I love everything! I lo-=knocked out=- Alicia: -=Standing behind the recently knocked out Other Alicia, having just cracked her with the dull end of the Bladed Bat=- OH MY GOD SHE WAS GETTING SO ANNOYING. Bass: Thank you. I probably would have ripped her head off in a minute. Now let's get her out of here and to a happier place. Did you ever switch on your radio? Alicia: No. Did you? Bass: No. I wonder how the others are doing...anyway, the place Apey was going...Fuzz....that sounded like a fun place. Let's take her there. -=Alicia opens the portal and drags Other Alicia through into Fuzz=- Alicia: C'mon! -=Portal closes=- What the hell? -=Other Bass stands in front of Bass=- Oh great....this should be fun. Other Bass: Did you really think I'd be stupid enough to like THAT porn? Pfft. I'm not that perverted. Bass: ![O_o](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/cHyikpE0TexktZZuZJJp.gif) Wow...things really ARE different here. Other Bass: What's that mean? You sayin' there's other places? Bass: <_< No. >_> Other Bass: -=Knocks the teleporter off Bass's belt, it goes flying into the same forkin' nearby shrubbery=- Bass: Oh...that...hehe...funny story 'bout that...-=Runs to the shrubbery=- Other Bass: -=Cuts him off=- Bass: -=Draws and assembles his Light Staff=- Other Bass: -=Does the same=- Bass: So...ever thought you'd get your ass kicked by yourself? Other Bass: Talking to yourself again? Cause you're the only one getting his ass kicked. -=Battle which will be detailed in a later post, seeing as this one is REALLY frekkin' long=-
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Post by DarkAngel on May 23, 2004 12:19:44 GMT -5
*In the air over the Fuzzy-Bears*
Hehehe...if you throw rocks at them, they die:D
*Throwong rocks at the Fuzzy-Bears*
Fun.
Elfie we're approaching the large tower that Ape spoke of...I'll let you take over from here.
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Post by Elfie on May 23, 2004 12:53:33 GMT -5
*watches as DA suddenly stops elaborating on the plot*
*grumble, grumble*
Ape if you can see us, do something. A flare perhaps, if you have one. I'm not sure. Think of something. We'll keep hovering until then.
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Post by DarkAngel on May 23, 2004 12:56:38 GMT -5
There, that wasn't so hard now was it Elfie ;D
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 23, 2004 18:02:22 GMT -5
Throw rocks at them? How simple ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/gJJRWaqDfDazeBsIjfcm.gif) *Starts throwing rocks*
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Post by Elfie on May 23, 2004 18:22:10 GMT -5
Where are you guys getting these rocks from exactly?
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Post by Ape on May 23, 2004 18:32:09 GMT -5
Rocks...did i hear someone say rocks? While we're on the topic, DON'T THROW ROCKS AT THEM. It knocks them out for a couple seconds, but when the wake up the become Mutant/super bears A.K.A. Grizzly Bears. I can't explain it, but i learned it the hard way.
And i can't do anything, i'm in the center of the city in the largest tower. I'm on the friggin' roof. Hurry, i'm completely out of food.
Oh, and be careful, i can hear voices...they keep getting louder but i don't know where they are coming from. maybe i'm going crazy...or maybe they wanted me to do this to lure you guys into a trap.
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Post by DarkAngel on May 23, 2004 18:40:22 GMT -5
Oh...I just had a couple in my pocket...I have a rock collection, sue me.
Elfie, we have no choice other than to storm that tower and rescue Ape...We don't know how much longer he can last in there.
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Post by Elfie on May 23, 2004 18:49:30 GMT -5
*storms building from above*
*is swallowed by seemingly living building*
Great...
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 23, 2004 20:48:36 GMT -5
WTF!? How did he get swallowed by a building?
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Post by Elfie on May 23, 2004 21:11:40 GMT -5
*finds himself and DA inside the building*
WTF!? How did we get swallowed by a building?
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