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Post by Sean2K on Apr 8, 2005 19:48:52 GMT -5
Flying Naked Stockbrokers (4)(U)(U) Creature - Flying Naked Stockbrokers Flying (U)(U)(X)(Tap):Counter target spell with converted mana cost less or equal to X. 1/1
Next: A ravenous alien raccoon
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Post by DarkAngel on Apr 17, 2005 21:40:01 GMT -5
lol, Sean. e-tags dont work on non-eM sites. hehe, i guess its a good thing i didnt get the mexican card. ;D OMGWTFBBQ!1!1ONE!18 GGGGGGGGGT3H L3GENDRY CR3TUR- SUP3R MUN5T3R!!1! WHEN THIS COM3S IN2 PLAY BCOM3 A 2TAL N0B11111!!1 FOR EACH LEVEL OF INT3LIEGNC3 U DROP PUT 200 +1/+1 COUNT3RS ON THIS!!1!!11 LOL IF U LOSE DA GME AND THIS IS NOT IN PLAY TEL UR OPONENT TAHT H3 SUKS AND U WUD HAEV WON IF U WUD HAEV GOT3N THIS11!1! WTF 1/1 DUDE THIS GUY IS SOO GOD H3 SHUD B BAN3D FROM AVERYTHNG111!!!1 OMG LOLnext: Necro-Bambi. LOL! Hahaha, classic Kemy. Fuzzy, The Ravenous Alien Racoon[/color] Legendary Creature - Beast 5BB BBB: ~This~ cannot be blocked this turn. Whenever ~This~ deals combat damage to a player, randomly select one card from your opponent's hand and put it into play. 3/1 " What the hell is THAT?!" NEXT!: A card about Bass' mom doing the dishes.
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Post by (LK) on Apr 17, 2005 22:01:48 GMT -5
LOL! Hahaha, classic Kemy. Fuzzy, The Ravenous Alien Racoon[/color] Legendary Creature - Beast 5BB BBB: ~This~ cannot be blocked this turn. Whenever ~This~ deals combat damage to a player, randomly select one card from your opponent's hand and put it into play. 3/1 " What the hell is THAT?!" NEXT!: A card about Bass' mom doing the dishes. [/quote] hmmm 2w1b Mom in distress (bass's mom) Creature whenever this creature comes into play, untap dirty dishes or put them under your library 4/5 ' how can one eat so little, yet clean so much?" -joe doe next: a card based on turbo lover
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Post by Ape on Aug 12, 2007 21:48:22 GMT -5
He was probably talking about the Judas Priest song. Lame. I'm turning it into a car-racing video game card. =P
Turbo 1R Instant Add RRRRRRR to your mana pool. If an opponent plays a spell this turn, you lose the game.
You must drive recklessly to generate turbo in this game
Next: A demonic kitten
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Post by Sean2K on Oct 2, 2007 7:25:58 GMT -5
Fierce Hellcat (4)(R)(R) Creature - Cat Haste, Double Strike. 3/4
Next: A card based on a Happy Tree Friends character.
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Post by Ape on Oct 3, 2007 7:59:41 GMT -5
Cute Wittle Bunny (1)(w)(b) Creature - Rabbit At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, put a pain coutner on ~ (3): Put a Pain counter on Cute Wittle Bunny, target creature gets -1/-1 If ~ has 4 Pain counters, sacrifice it. If ~ is sacrificed this way, all non-vampire creatures in play get -2/-2 until end of turn, put a +2/+2 counter on all vampires.
"Awwww, look at the cwute wittle bunny with the pencil stuck in its cwute wittle face, awww" -Unsespecting passerby, last words
2/1
Next: A card named/about pancakes.
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Post by Sean2K on Oct 4, 2007 1:26:49 GMT -5
Pain-cakes (B)(B) Instant Destroy target creature unless its' owner steps on it.
Next: A nonred burn spell.
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Post by Ape on Oct 4, 2007 15:57:27 GMT -5
Poo-Fling (G) Sorcery Deal 3 damage to target creature or player if you control an ape. Next: An equipment card called Strap-On.
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Post by Sean2K on Oct 4, 2007 22:24:42 GMT -5
Strap On (4) Artifact - Equipment Equip (2). Equipped creature has utility (3) (It can become any other kind of permanent until end of turn for 3 mana.)
Next: A gremlin.
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Post by Ape on Oct 8, 2007 10:40:14 GMT -5
Gremlin
Grim Lynn 2(B) Legendary Creature - Gremlin If you control an artifact with flying, Grim Lynn gets +2/+2 and has Flying. 3/2
Next: A white enchantment that produces black creature tokens.
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Post by Sean2K on Oct 8, 2007 16:51:42 GMT -5
Murky Forces (2)(W)(W) Enchantment During your upkeep, if you control a forest and swamp, put X 1/1 zombie fungus soldier tokens into play, where X is the number of swamps or forests you control.
Next: A dragon that turns into an inaminate artifact.
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Post by Ape on Oct 8, 2007 19:06:42 GMT -5
Baby Flame-Thrower 2(R)(R) Creature - Dragon Flying 2: Attach ~ to target creature, it becomes an equipment that says "Equipped creature gets +10/+0." Play this ability only if ~'s toughness is less than 2
What's that you say? They're wielding dragons!!
1/6
Next: A drunk goblin
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Post by Scythe on Oct 11, 2007 9:27:31 GMT -5
Goblin Smoothie (R) Instant Target creature gets +3+0 and gains the creature type Goblin until end of turn.
Being drunk is unpleasant; ask any glass of water how it feels to be imbibed.
Next: A card about baldness.
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Post by Ape on Oct 11, 2007 12:54:36 GMT -5
Hair Peace Enchantment Hairless creatures get -1/-1 and cannot block
Next: A warchief (Undead Warchief, Krosan Warchief, etc) for Horrors.
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Post by Sean2K on Oct 11, 2007 23:13:36 GMT -5
Horchief (1)(B)(B) Creature - Horror Horrors cost (1) less to play and may be put into your hand if you pay their casting cost the turn they are killed. 2/2
Next: A draw bridge.
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Post by Ape on Oct 12, 2007 8:08:51 GMT -5
Drawbridge (7) Artifact 3: Destroy target creature attacking you, play this ability only once each turn, during the declare blockers step. If you control a Moat, Drawbridge costs 2 less to play If you control a Castle, Drawbridge costs 2 less to play If you control both a Moat and a Castle, Drawbridge costs 6 less to play. Next: George W. Bush as a legendary creature.
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Post by Sean2K on Dec 30, 2007 11:26:23 GMT -5
George W. Bush (8)(R)(W)(B) Legendary Creature - Human President (Tap): Nuke another country. 9/11
Next: A dragon that is different from past dragons.
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Post by Ape on Jan 12, 2008 7:19:45 GMT -5
Weak Dragon (3)(g)(g) Creature - Dragon ~ comes into play with 3 coward counters on it. When ~ attacks, remove a coward counter from it When ~ has no coward counters, it gets +6/+6 and gains flying 4/4
Next: A red creature with a big mana cost but small power/toughness.
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Post by Sean2K on Jan 12, 2008 9:23:19 GMT -5
Fire's Assassin (4)(R)(R) Creature - Assassin (Tap): Deal 5 damage to any target. 1/1
Next: A wurm divided into sections.
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Post by Ape on Jan 12, 2008 9:54:32 GMT -5
Sectional Wurm (5)(G) Creature - Wurm ~ comes into play with 4 +1/+1 counters on it. Remove a +1/+1 counter from ~, Put a 1/1 Wurm Section token into play. Sacrifice a 1/1 Wurm Section token, put a +1/+1 counter on ~ 4/4
Of course, this can generate infinite 'Comes into Play' and 'Leaves Play' effects, which isn't good.
Next: A black metal guitar pick!
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