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Post by DarkAngel on Jul 28, 2004 11:51:56 GMT -5
Potato chip...wtfbbq?
Ruffles Enchantment 2WW
Whenever a creature comes into play, if Ruffles is still an enchantment, you may pay WW, if you do, Ruffles becomes a 4/4 white Human creature.
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Bleh.
NEXT!!!
Blue Creature kill.
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Post by Ape on Jul 28, 2004 13:36:37 GMT -5
Confuse Ray U Instant
Show the creature with the lowest IQ a bunch of blue cards and confuse the hell out of him. Then slowly move him to the graveyard
Watch your head
A gigapede(those things with a billion legs) with...no legs... ;D
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Post by redorblue01 on Jul 29, 2004 15:42:33 GMT -5
Grounded Beast[/color] 0 Creature - Wurm Grounded Beast can't attack or block. Grounded Beast can't be the target of spells or abilites. Grounded Beast is indestructable. 0/1 Next: Something that represents the face
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Post by DarkAngel on Aug 8, 2004 22:51:09 GMT -5
Rage[/color] Enchantment 1R
Enchanted creature gets +3/-3 and haste.
---------------- Meh, name was probably already taken, oh well;D
NEXT!
A black beast that has a suicide ability.
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Scythe
Task Mage
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Post by Scythe on Aug 9, 2004 9:31:09 GMT -5
Destroyer of Hope
Costs 4, 2 Black
1/4
4Black: Remove all legends in all libraries, graveyards, hands and in play from the game.
There is a saying that says "Main characters just don't die." No longer is this true.
Make a small green direct damage spell
edit: added flavor text
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Post by DarkAngel on Aug 9, 2004 22:15:54 GMT -5
Acorn Toss[/color] Instant 1G
Acorn Toss deals 1 damage to target creature. That creature cannot block until the end of turn.
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NEXT!
A fat card!
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Post by DarkAngel on Sept 30, 2004 21:47:51 GMT -5
Erm...OK DA! I'LL MAKE THAT CARD!!!
Buddha, T3h Fat God[/color] Creature - God 4W
~This~ can block any number of creatures.
Protection from creatures.
1/1
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NEXT!!!
A red creature, that has a revive ability.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Oct 1, 2004 11:51:02 GMT -5
Phoenix Dragon 5RR Creature - Dragon Bird Flying When Phoenix Dragon is put into a graveyard from play, return Phoenix Dragon to play. If you do, it deals 5 damage to you. 5/5
NEXT!!! A Wallaby.
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Post by kemykal on Oct 5, 2004 12:57:47 GMT -5
Wallaby Damned 3BG Creature- Undead Marsupial 3BBB: Put this into play from your graveyard. If you do, put a creature card from your graveyard face down under this. When this is put into a graveyard from play, put all face down cards under this into play tapped. 2/2 Climbing into its pouch seems more wrong than the fact its undead.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Oct 6, 2004 0:20:36 GMT -5
The next challenge, Kemy?
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Post by kemykal on Oct 6, 2004 16:12:05 GMT -5
oops...
umm, next card = the little yellow AOL Mascot.
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Post by DarkAngel on Oct 6, 2004 19:00:18 GMT -5
The Little Yellow AIM Mascot[/color] Creature - Demon 3UW Haste. 4/4 ----------------------------------------------------- Couldn't really figure anything out for that one NEXT!!! George Bush
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Scythe
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Post by Scythe on Oct 6, 2004 19:12:18 GMT -5
George Bush
4Colorless, 2 Red
Legendary Creature-Republican
6/1 Haste
George Bush cannot block.
Protection from Terrorists.
If both George Bush and John Kerry are in play, all players sacrifice all Republicans and Democrats.
Flavor text (if there's room) Eat my right wing, punk!
Edit: I forgot the next card thing. how about...an enchantment, legendary land, or artifact land entitled "The Conclave"
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Post by piñata on Oct 7, 2004 9:48:41 GMT -5
The Conclave Legendary Land All wizards get +0/+1 and can't be the targets of spells or abilities. (This is based on the way the Conclave is portrayed in the adventures -- and, to a certain extent, on NationStates -- as a sanctuary for those who practice magic.) NEXT!! An Ewok card.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Oct 7, 2004 11:42:04 GMT -5
Piñata, I think yours would've been better as an enchantment.
And I've got nothing for Ewoks, next person can handle it.
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Post by DarkAngel on Oct 11, 2004 16:10:09 GMT -5
Ewok time Ewok Overlord[/color] Creature - Ewok Lord 3GG All Ewoks gain +1/+1 and Forest Walk. 3/3 "Yub nub eee chop yub nub ah toe meet toe pee-chee keene g'noop dock fling oh ah Yah wah eee chop yah wah..." - Ewok Battle CryNEXT!!! Darth Maul
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Oct 11, 2004 20:20:56 GMT -5
Darth Maul 4 Artifact - Equipment Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Fear. Equip: 3
-=Wonders if ANYONE will get the joke=-
NEXT!!! A card rating the quality of the joke by someone who actually got it.
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Deepak
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Post by Deepak on Oct 13, 2004 18:53:23 GMT -5
is the joke that a maul is a weapon or sort of equipment? If it isnt im lost
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Oct 14, 2004 12:20:13 GMT -5
-=Shakes his head=- Go play Diablo II. When you get towards the end, you MIGHT understand. Maybe. PS - Or look here.
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Deepak
Task Mage
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Post by Deepak on Oct 14, 2004 18:52:55 GMT -5
i used to play d2 and have beaten it over 100 times and i still dont get it. O well
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