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Post by SuperBassX84 on Oct 14, 2004 22:44:55 GMT -5
There's weapons in the game called "Mauls."
Nevermind...just post a card. Obviously my 'joke' bombed horribly.
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Post by Deepak on Oct 15, 2004 15:00:17 GMT -5
Aaaaagh!
i already said that!
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Post by DarkAngel on Oct 16, 2004 11:59:26 GMT -5
Oh nice joke Bass, so funny I forgot to laugh Bass' Joke Rating[/color] Instant 7W If you're screen name on the Conclave is SuperBassX84, and you make a horrible joke about mauls, lose 10 life. " Darth Maul 4 Artifact - Equipment Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains Fear. Equip: 3 - LOL I'M SO FUNNY"
- SuperBassX84 NEXT!!! A creature based on Mephisto from diablo 2.
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Post by Scythe on Oct 16, 2004 19:37:46 GMT -5
I actually thought bass's joke was a rather witty bit o' wordplay...oh well.
Mephisto, Lord of Misery Legendary Creature - Nightmare 8colorless, 2black
3/3
5black, remove a creature you control from the game: Search your library for a number of cards equal to the number of equipments and enchantments attatched to the chosen creature prior to its removal from play.
Flavor text Grab your MF gear
To keep it in the sci-fi/fantasy genre, how about a card based on any Zerg unit from Starcraft.
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Post by DarkAngel on Oct 17, 2004 18:29:48 GMT -5
Mephisto isn't the lord of Misery...He's the lord of...Bah I can't remember. Zergling[/color] Creature - Beast B First strike. 1/1 -------------------------- OMFG NEXT LOLOLOLOL: A terran Ghost
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Post by Scythe on Oct 17, 2004 19:50:35 GMT -5
Yeah...I couldn't remember either. It was death, destruction, and...mephisto's thing...
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Post by JacenSolo on Oct 18, 2004 16:40:16 GMT -5
3(W)(W) Terran Ghost Creature - Human ~This~ may block as though it has flying (W): ~This~ cant be the target of spells or abilitys untill end of turn. (W)(W)(W) (T): Target creature cant attack or block or use any activiated abilitys until end of turn. 2/1
A gremlin [edit] Not the car, The movie[/edit]
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Post by DarkAngel on Oct 20, 2004 16:39:58 GMT -5
Diablo was Lord of Terror, Baal was Lord of Destruction, Mephisto was the Lord of Hate...Durance of Hate
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Post by kemykal on Oct 20, 2004 18:52:17 GMT -5
Gizmo WBCreature- Gremlin Whenever this deals combat damage to a player, if that player controls an island, flip this. 1/3 [Flipped Side] Gremlin SpawnWhenever this deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices an island. If that player does, put 2 1/1 black gremlin creature tokens into play. 3/3 i couldnt remember the evil one's name. Next card: a drag queen.
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Post by DarkAngel on Oct 21, 2004 10:10:55 GMT -5
SuperBassX84[/color] Creature - Legend 4U
~This~ can't be blocked.
Whenever ~This~ comes into play, return target creature to it's owner's hand.
2/2
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NEXT!!!
A green beast that has a non-green ability.
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Post by piñata on Oct 21, 2004 11:14:11 GMT -5
Flying Furby 2GG Creature -- Beast (3/3) Flying Yeah, I couldn't thoink of a way to give a beast first strike within the confines of a Clave theme (I'm making a Conclave set). NEXT!! A Capybara card (if it's good, I'll use it in my Clave set. )
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Oct 21, 2004 18:39:00 GMT -5
DA, don't make me hurt you, fool. I always > j00. Duh. AA Capybara 2G Creature - Capybara AA Capybara may block as though it had flying Whenever AA Capybara blocks a flying creature, it gets +4/+0 until end of turn. 1/3 NEXT!!! An equipment card about DA's "Pole"
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Post by DarkAngel on Oct 22, 2004 14:58:00 GMT -5
Hahahaha, I hate you Bass ;D
DA's Awesome Pole[/color] Artifact - Legendary Equipment 4
Equipped creature gains +4/+1, and may block as though it had flying.
Equip: Successfully spell the word "Poll", and pay 2W
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NEXT!!!
A black card that hoses blue.
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Post by DarkAngel on Feb 6, 2005 0:04:57 GMT -5
Oh DA, I'll do it! Mana Shortage[/color] Enchantment 3B As long as ~This~ is in play, all Blue spells cost an additional UU to cast. ----------------------- Next! (As if anyone will do it...) A card based upon the tournament in the Conclave adventure!
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Feb 6, 2005 14:52:39 GMT -5
Serran Tournament WWW Sorcery You and target opponent each reveal the top card of your library from the game. If your revealed card has the higher mana cost, you may seach your library for a white card or plains, reveal it, and put it in your hand. If target opponent's revealed card has a higher mana cost, he may search your library for a White card and remove it from the game. If the mana costs of the revealed cards are the same, both players gain 10 life. Remove the revealed cards from the game.
Happy, DA? NEXT!!! A Legendary Land of SEX HQ
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Post by DarkAngel on Feb 7, 2005 0:40:37 GMT -5
Oh Bass, you make me so happy!
*faints*
SEX HQ[/color] Legendary Land
Tap: Add W, U, R, G or B to your mana pool.
2, Tap: Put a creature from your hand into play. This creature gains haste, and -2/-0 until the end of turn. At the end of your turn, remove the creature from the game.
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Next!
A wombat.
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Post by piñata on Feb 7, 2005 12:34:52 GMT -5
Wanking Wombat 2GG Creature -- Wombat (2/2) Tap: Deal one damage to target creature or player. DA: Piñata, what the Fork is a Wanking Wombat? Piñata: It's a wombat that's mastubating. Be careful, they're very messy. -- from the Conclave's "Throw a random object at PAY" gameNext: A card representing Airship Basurake.
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Post by DarkAngel on Feb 7, 2005 20:38:09 GMT -5
Airship Basurake[/color] Legendary Artifact Creature 6 Tap: Your opponent searches through your deck and removes 5 cards of his/her choice from your deck from the game. ~This~ deals 10 damage to target creature or player. Flying, first strike. 3/3 ---------------------- NEXT! A card based upon rock and roll music
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Feb 7, 2005 21:20:31 GMT -5
Led Zeppelin 6 Legendary Artifact Creature Flying 2: Put a 1/1 artifact Fan token into play under your control. 3/4
NEXT!!! A card for Aratar
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Post by piñata on Feb 8, 2005 10:31:31 GMT -5
Aratar, the Forsaken One 5BBB Creature -- Planeswalker Legend (6/6) First strike Non-white creatures you control get +1/+1 and have "Each time this creature damages a player, you gain one life". If Piñata is put into play, sacrifice Aratar and all other creatures you control. "I won't kill you until it's absolutely necessary. First I want to do to you what you did to me. So, I'm going to track down all your remaining family members and make you watch while I kill them. And only after that will I let you die." -- Piñata, to AratarNEXT!!! A Piñata card.
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