TheFallenAngel
Parlor Mage
Is this Penguin not the shiznite?
Posts: 58
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Post by TheFallenAngel on Jan 8, 2005 23:19:30 GMT -5
this could get violent
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Post by devo2 on Jan 9, 2005 2:23:34 GMT -5
well since it's already been two weeks since that post I doubt it, but good job stirring it back up again
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Post by omeguz on Jan 9, 2005 13:11:48 GMT -5
I didn't forget, and the fact that he hasn't replied doesn't make it any better.
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Post by piñata on Jan 9, 2005 16:42:03 GMT -5
He hasn't replied to anything. He's on less than Aratar.
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Post by piñata on Jan 29, 2005 20:27:06 GMT -5
Okay! These two Japs walk into a bar... *ducks*
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Post by DarkAngel on Jan 31, 2005 23:28:26 GMT -5
Ok, this one may be deemed racist, but I don't think it is.
Three men are walking down the street, a white man, a Mexican man, and a Black man. They find a geenie that will grant them three wishes. The Mexican says "I wish that all of my Mexican brothers and I could go back to Mexico." And Poof! The geenie does it. The black man says "I wish that all of my African brothers and I could go back to Africa." And Poof! The geenie does that too. The geenie turns to the white guy and asks him for his wish. "Well, all of the Mexicans are in Mexico, and all of the blacks are in Africa? Ok then, I'll just have a coke."
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Post by stalin on Feb 6, 2005 12:34:24 GMT -5
You stole that from boondock saints you punk!
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Post by DarkAngel on Feb 7, 2005 0:50:54 GMT -5
Actually, my friend just told me it...I didn't steal nothing from nobody... *hides Meggy's sister's underwear*
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Post by piñata on Feb 7, 2005 12:38:10 GMT -5
Why does your brother wear panties, Omeguz?
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TheFallenAngel
Parlor Mage
Is this Penguin not the shiznite?
Posts: 58
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Post by TheFallenAngel on Feb 7, 2005 16:44:27 GMT -5
Thats the answer I want to hear.
Wow, that post made no sense, forgive me
-=Merged double post=-
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Post by DarkAngel on Feb 8, 2005 20:36:56 GMT -5
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: Because he always gets nailed into the boards ;D
Heh, sorry if that offended anyone, the best jokes are offensive.
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Post by Sean2K on Mar 31, 2005 13:21:10 GMT -5
Q: What did the hungry prostitute say?
A: Hey, where's the cream filling?
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Post by Sean2K on Mar 31, 2005 21:25:50 GMT -5
Why is it when girls get hammered on liquor, they're more likely to get nailed in bed?
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Post by Sean2K on Apr 12, 2005 15:07:12 GMT -5
If a wizard is gay, are they a homohexual?
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Post by DarkAngel on Apr 24, 2005 10:18:06 GMT -5
No...just...no...
More offensive jokes!:
Q: How many jews can you fit into a car? A: 20. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 16 in the ashtray.
Q: How do you know that Hetzel and Grettle was written by a German? A: Because a person was pushed into an oven and they lived happily ever after.
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Post by Sean2K on Apr 24, 2005 10:37:31 GMT -5
No...just...no... More offensive jokes!: Q: How many jews can you fit into a car? A: 20. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 16 in the ashtray. Q: How do you know that Hetzel and Grettle was written by a German? A: Because a person was pushed into an oven and they lived happily ever after. That's just f#ckin' bad man!
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Post by Sean2K on May 19, 2005 8:51:32 GMT -5
Do good masochists go to Hell? Do evil masochists go to Heaven?
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Post by jdog on May 25, 2005 0:42:24 GMT -5
another one for the cops thingie
"My taxes pay your salary, soooo... *hick* you're fired"
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Post by Sean2K on May 25, 2005 14:20:37 GMT -5
Q: What do boy bands, vacuum cleaners, and prostitutes all have in common? A: THEY ALL SUCK!!!
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Post by DarkAngel on May 25, 2005 19:53:58 GMT -5
No...just...no... More offensive jokes!: Q: How many jews can you fit into a car? A: 20. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 16 in the ashtray. Q: How do you know that Hetzel and Grettle was written by a German? A: Because a person was pushed into an oven and they lived happily ever after. That's just f#ckin' bad man! lol, sorry, but I found them funny. I don't nessecarily think they are in good taste, but they're funny none the less to me.
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