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Post by Ape on Jun 8, 2004 21:50:26 GMT -5
Zugema? What the hell is that?
I'm on my way And Ape, you were going crazy after eating a B-Bagel while i was in peaces after being attacked by teddy bears when they were talking about that. All i know it its some bad...place...thing
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Jun 9, 2004 17:29:30 GMT -5
-=Gets up from his nap, seeing the lava surrounding the rock he was sleeping on and fireball scorch marks all around him=-
What the hell happened? What, did a Crater Hellion come through a portal and attack you three after you rescued Ape? -=Chuckles=-
-=Elfie, DA, and Ape nod=-
Oh.
Anyway....-=Stretches=-...Let's continue searching for Zugema, Ok? This isn't 'Clave Zugema, this is the Plane of Zugema (or dimension, take your pick), so we needn't worry about the time streams.
-=Leads the group over a bluff, into view of a very large spire, sitting atop an even larger castle=-
Well, I think we've found something. C'mon, let's check it out.
-=Heads towards the castle=-
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Post by Elfie on Jun 9, 2004 17:44:49 GMT -5
*hears the snapping of a cord*
Everyone spread out!
*a rock from a catapult lands harmlessly where they were all standing a few seconds ago*
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Post by Soulcatcher on Jun 9, 2004 19:24:28 GMT -5
*After a climactic battle both SC's are on the ground gasping for air*
Alter SC: Whoa I'm good SC: Thanks Alter SC: Ok I think we've had enough SC: Yea, i'm going to check on the others ok? Alter SC: Ok i'll come SC: Sure
*Heads through portal to plane of Zugema* Hey guys! We're here! *Giant boulder head towards the 2 SC's. Both send shockwaves at it crumbling it into pieces*
Holy crap!
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Post by DarkAngel on Jun 9, 2004 20:37:20 GMT -5
*Watches as a boulder misses SC's...es... head*
Ok...It's boobie-trapped...
Heh, boobie.
Alright...I'll stop, it's my duty to help you guys out...
Hehehe...duty.
*Everyone stares at him*
Oh sush.
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Post by piñata on Jun 10, 2004 8:50:57 GMT -5
A booby trap? Sounds like a job for me...
*mauls boobies until they're no longer trapped*
Did that make any sense?
*dodges a rock*
I guess not.
*runs like hell as more rocks come*
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Jun 10, 2004 10:23:51 GMT -5
No, no, Piñata, you have to massage the boobies, like this.
-=Massages boobies, traps simply fall off=-
See?
-=Continues towards the castle=-
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Post by Elfie on Jun 10, 2004 12:41:57 GMT -5
*continues walking with them, shaking his head in a small degree of disgust*
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Post by Ape on Jun 10, 2004 14:31:26 GMT -5
Hey guys, i'm here. So...what is this Zugema thing? I'm still not sure what we are doing here. *is nearly hit by a boulder*
Hey Bush, watch out for the flying boulders ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by DarkAngel on Jun 10, 2004 16:16:32 GMT -5
Bass and pinata...that was weird ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/chjXwVVkkkVJdgsaEvGr.gif) *Walks behind Elfie, shaking his head with much more disgust*
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Post by Elfie on Jun 10, 2004 16:27:28 GMT -5
Trust me DA. You'll want to save the more extreme disgust. It gets much worse.
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Post by piñata on Jun 10, 2004 17:13:44 GMT -5
Yeah, DA... much, MUCH worse.
Here, have a bagel. ;D
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Post by Ape on Jun 10, 2004 17:28:14 GMT -5
*looks at bagel with eyes of untrust* I remember the last time i ate one of those... ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/bhnAqzRvBJcEyySAqrED.gif) But Apey, i told you, that was a B-bagel
D'oh yea! *takes bagel from Pinata and eats* Ummm...filled with gooey goodness ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Jun 10, 2004 19:06:08 GMT -5
Now Piñata, let me demonstrate the boobie massageage.
-=Massages Piñata's boobies=-
Understand now why that's much more effective than mauling them? I mean, seriously.
Anyway.....
-=Reaches the castle door. Bass knocks mysteriously and the door creaks open all horror-movie-like. Bass stops himself after only a single drop of pee gets out, and then leads the others inside=-
What? That was scary.
-=The interior of the Caste is dark, with a stairway to either side circing the perimeter of the room, leading to an archway at the top. At the bottom lies...well, a wall=-
Apparently we have to go up the stairs and through the arch...
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Post by DarkAngel on Jun 10, 2004 19:58:14 GMT -5
*Laughs at Bass' wet spot* *Looks down and sees a much bigger spot* I uhh...spilt milk... ![???](//storage.proboards.com/549948/images/MSScrukyTJLqVmSUdwMm.gif) Ok...I'll lead the way. *Begins to climb the left stairwell* *On the 4th step, the stair gives out, sending DA crashing down below, a scream is heard, then silence*
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Jun 10, 2004 20:01:18 GMT -5
-=Sees the hole=-
Ok, we take the other stairwell.
-=Senses DA's lifeforce still there=-
Ok, he'll be fine. We'll find him later, or he'll get back up.
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Post by DarkAngel on Jun 10, 2004 20:06:28 GMT -5
*Slowly gets up* Wow...that was really...interesting.
Bass, that wasn't my lifeforce you detected...I don't know what else could emit the same force as me...Oh no. That copy of me (See adventure #4) must also exist in the alter Conclave...He's close...I can feel him. But I don't think he's too much of a threat, I defeated him before, and I've only gotten stronger.
*Looks around*
Oh my god...Guys...Come down here...You have to see this.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Jun 10, 2004 20:09:17 GMT -5
-=Quickly hops down the hole=-
-=Falls=-
-=Screams=-
-=Lands=-
Ow. Suddenly I understand the screaming and the sudden stop.
-=Can't see in the dark yet=-
Explain it to me, quickly. You sounded....worried...or something.
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Post by DarkAngel on Jun 10, 2004 20:14:22 GMT -5
I don't think words can explain what I'm looking at right now...(BASS @ PWN3D...try and pass the plot advancement to me...)
*Creates a small fire in his hand*
Look for yourself.
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Post by Elfie on Jun 10, 2004 20:45:57 GMT -5
Meanwhile at the front entrance.
Well, the stairs seem to be loaded with traps. Perhaps we should head down to the basement.
*looks at everyone else cowering in fear*
Fine, I'll go alone.
*walks down the stairs*
*enters a room*
What the?
*a large chimera stands with it's back to Elfie and suddenly a muffled voice is heard from the other side of the chimera behind a wall*
"Look for yourself"
*the chimera's ears perk up*
No! Don't! It's a trap!
*at the sight of light through the cracks in the wall the chimera charges at whatever is behind the wall, hoping to ambush it*
Crap!
*notches an arrow and fires, but misses because he can't clearly see what's going on and is forced to watch the chimera take advantage of unsuspecting Bass and DA as it smashes through the wall*
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