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Post by piñata on Jun 4, 2004 10:07:20 GMT -5
That means that while one of you is coming through the portal you can bring my other half. This is beginning to become extremely painful.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Jun 4, 2004 13:25:30 GMT -5
Oy...
-=Goes back through the portal and grabs...(EW!!)...Piñata's back half=-
-=Comes back=-
-=Gives it to Piñata=-
There. Happy now?
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Post by Elfie on Jun 4, 2004 17:02:13 GMT -5
Well I suppose I should explain.
*explains*
Other Elfie: You heard the man, we need to get to Gunfire.
*portals begin to open to Gunfire and the Claves head to Gunfire*
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Post by Ape on Jun 4, 2004 20:35:05 GMT -5
Meanwhile, in Gun Fire*slowly opens eyes* *moans* Aarg...the hell happened? Mysterious Man: Don't worry, your back in you're empire Apey: ...Gun Fire...but...how? I never told anyone Man: I sensed you're pain, and contacted Bush Apey: So, everyone knows about my ruling of this nation? Man: Yes, why is it so important to you that you have to keep it a secret. Apey: I had plans on using this to take over The Clave Man: Apey, i never quite understood why you wanted to do that. Apey: I didn't want to take over MY clave, i wanted to take over a different one, i found it once a long time ago, and i knew i could have some fun with it. I could take over, and be the God of the people i see everyday, and if i ever needed help from these people, i could go back to the normal clave. Man: But what's the point? Apey: To one day rule the world. I would have my very own trio of SEX machines! All i had to do was manuipulate the REAL SEX machines...and i'm unstoppable. Man: That still seems rather silly Apey: Yea...i just made all that up, what the hell did you give me? Man: Every drug you can think of. Apey:
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Jun 5, 2004 1:13:01 GMT -5
Silly Apey...leaving his walky-talky on so we can hear all his weird and "fake" plans. And he wonders why we keep an extra eye on him....
-=Travels throught the portal with everyone, into Gun Fire=-
Bass: So, now we gotta find Aratar, Zugema, and Ashlieey, and get rid of them...or something. But we have 2x the 'Clave power!!! Alter-Piñata: Aratar, yes. But Zugema and Ashlieey? Tell me you're joking. They're our Admins. We save them. We kill Omeguz and Morbaruk. THEY'RE the bad guys. Bass:.....-=Pulls Elfie aside=-.....-=Explains what he just heard=- Elfie:..... Bass: What should we do? Elfie: First we have to let everyone else know. Bass: -=Slowly makes his way around, telling the other 'Clavers=- Hey, Alter-Clavers! Why don't we split up? We'll cover more ground that way! Alter-Elfie: Good idea.
-=Alter-Clavers go off in one direction, regular Clavers go off in another=-
Ok guys, what the hell are we gonna do about this? They're after OUR admins! Soulcatcher, when you saw them there, were Morb or Meggy there? Cause according to Alter-Candybag, Morb and Meggy are the bad guys!
And I don't yet know what that means about Alter-Alicia, either....weird....
Any ideas anyone?
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Post by Elfie on Jun 5, 2004 1:15:26 GMT -5
I think we'll need to find our Aratar and Ashlieey, as well as the Alter-Omeguz and Alter-Morbaruk. The problem will differentiating between our admins and the bad guys. Perhaps we'll need to capture both and put them through some kind of test.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Jun 5, 2004 1:20:25 GMT -5
Here's a question....are we sure that there isn't only one Zugema, Morb, Omeguz, Aratar, and Ashlieey?
I mean, we already know Aratar has dimension traveling capabilities.
Ashlieey obviously does because of the removal of Spastic Chicken.
I think we can assume Zugema does, being both under Aratar's command and being powerful.
And I'll also assume Omeguz and Morb do, too.
Are we sure that their Omeguz and Morb aren't OUR Omeguz and Morb? That maybe there was a misunderstanding or sabotoge or something here, hence their hatred for Morb and Meggy?
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Post by Ape on Jun 5, 2004 6:59:17 GMT -5
*wakes up again* *jumps out of bed*
Whooly crap...i'm better already? Man: Yes, yes Apey: shibby Man: Heh, you should have heard yourself when you were all drugged up...talking about taking over the conclave and such Apey: ...oook... Man: Well, you can do as you please now Apey: I have to get back to the Clave, i've been away for so long and their in the middle of some important mission thingy. Man: Well, see you later then
*teleports to clave*
Ummm...hello?
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Post by Soulcatcher on Jun 5, 2004 17:34:30 GMT -5
hmmm... now that you mention it they weren't there. Maybe someone should go and ask them if they know anything about this.
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Post by DarkAngel on Jun 7, 2004 8:45:03 GMT -5
*Bump*
If you haven't noticed, I haven't posted here at all lately, that's because I have no forking clue what's going on, UPDATE!
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Post by piñata on Jun 7, 2004 9:30:50 GMT -5
Thanks for bringing the rest of me, Bass. *painfully and awkwardly pulls out wand* Accio Piñata!
*Piñata's other half comes back to him, and he magically mends himself by running the wand up one side of his body and down the other*
Crap... what incantation did I use?
*Alter-Piñata comes hurtling toward Piñata at an impressive rate of speed*
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Post by Ape on Jun 7, 2004 11:34:27 GMT -5
*talking to self*
Where is everyone...i can't remember what happened. I remember being in a volcano...place. Then...i was in lots of pain and then i ended up in Gun Fire. The volcano place...I GOTTA HELP THE CLAVE!
*picks up random teleport thingie* *presses buttons, portal opens*
I'm coming guys!!!
*drops teleport thingie* *runs through portal*
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Post by piñata on Jun 7, 2004 12:20:58 GMT -5
*just barely manages to dive out of the way in time to avoid a mutually fatal collision with Alter-Piñata*
Whoa... that was close.
*makes sure Alter-Piñata landed out of earshot*
Hey guys... I just thought of something. Doesn't Zugema's name sound an awful lot like Omeguz's territory? Is it possible that Zugema is Omeguz's double from another dimension?
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Post by Elfie on Jun 7, 2004 13:19:09 GMT -5
It's very possible. Maybe we can find some answers in Zugema...
*goes to Zugema*
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Jun 7, 2004 13:54:42 GMT -5
I had been pondering the same thing, actually. I'll go with Elfie to Zugema to find see if we can find some answers, the rest of you keep searching around here for all those people we need to find. -=Waves his hand around, just to remind everyone that they're in volcano-y land=-
-=Goes to Zugema behind Elfie=-
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Post by Elfie on Jun 7, 2004 14:38:11 GMT -5
-=Travels throught the portal with everyone, into Gun Fire=- Alright, before we continue, where is everyone? We'lll assume Bass and I are in Zugema. If somebody is in Volcano land, they won't be able to leave because we still have a jammer up. There's also 'Clave and Alter-'Clave and Gunfire as possible locations, as well as Western World, Everything Sucks, Chicken Farm...and, others that I can't remember...
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Post by DarkAngel on Jun 7, 2004 14:58:26 GMT -5
*Follows Bass and Elfie*
What, no one gave me an update, so I'll just go with these guys...
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Post by Ape on Jun 7, 2004 16:40:53 GMT -5
*lands in Volcano-y land* Hello...is anyone here? *no answers* Why isn't this stupid Walky Talky thingie working! *volcano near by erupts, Crater Hellion emerges* ...the hell? *pulls out lightsaber* Whoa...i still have this? *prepares to fight*
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Jun 8, 2004 2:56:11 GMT -5
Whoops.
Well I feel stupid.
It wasn't volcano-y land, it was Gun Fire where everyone was. My mistake. I apologize.
-=Begins searching the ruins of Zugema for any that's even alive, much less helpful=-
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Post by Ape on Jun 8, 2004 7:26:21 GMT -5
*knows everyone wasn't in volcano-y land*
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