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Post by Soulcatcher on Aug 4, 2004 18:15:23 GMT -5
Time goes slower but it is now equivelent to 48 hours a day. Nobody knows whaty to do with the extra 24 hours and the entire human race kills each other out of madness of not knowing what to do!!!! I wish *%@!^#%^* &*^&& ^%#!%$^& ;D
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Post by Ape on Aug 4, 2004 18:17:39 GMT -5
You get your wish...but then you have to spend the rest of your life trying to translate what you just said. I wish The Clave wasn't so slow.
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Post by jdog on Aug 5, 2004 0:09:27 GMT -5
it is now über-fast, so fast you can't keep up with the topics, and your account is deleted for posting too off-topic, even for 'clave standards.
i wish there were some Conclave: the gathering that i could attend to.
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Post by omeguz on Aug 5, 2004 4:53:17 GMT -5
It happens, but you get arseraped by Bass, Pinata gives you a good kick in the jollies, knowcking you out. You then get 'revived' by Stalin, and DA tries to fondle you. I wish I had gone to bed before 6:30 AM today
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Lauren
Artificer
-=Property of J-n-L=-
Posts: 870
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Post by Lauren on Aug 5, 2004 7:10:28 GMT -5
You get your wish be<ause of hiding from the loan shark you were running from in the bushes you are <aught early and lu<ky you! You get to "swim wif da fishes"
I wish ni<k wasn't dating val.(DIE VAL!DIE!)
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Post by Ape on Aug 5, 2004 19:18:31 GMT -5
He stops dating Val...and starts dating your cousin I wish i knew why Lauren keeps replacing C's with <'s
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Lauren
Artificer
-=Property of J-n-L=-
Posts: 870
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Post by Lauren on Aug 6, 2004 6:01:22 GMT -5
My see button is broken along with eks. Now fi>< it! He already dated my <ousin heather.
I wish John Travolta would dan<e with me at my sweet si><teen.*starts <rying.
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Post by Ape on Aug 6, 2004 6:34:17 GMT -5
You get your wish...then everyone thinks he's weird and begin sending letter bombs to his house. I wish Lauren's buttons were better.
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Post by redorblue01 on Aug 7, 2004 23:00:59 GMT -5
Lauren's buttons are better but she still uses the <'s because she thinks they're 1337.
I wanna pony!
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Buddha
Parlor Mage
OMGWTFBBQ?
Posts: 234
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Post by Buddha on Aug 8, 2004 1:07:51 GMT -5
You get a pony and it is so pretty you fall in love. You start...doing "things" with her. And before you know it you're underneath her and she falls on top of you and you die. G_G? Mmm i should go to sleep.
I wish that the clave could get together in one big room and...just meet each other and see what happens. oh ya..i wish i could have 2 wishes.
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Post by jdog on Aug 8, 2004 1:28:57 GMT -5
ack! broken rule! you get your two wishes, and thus cause mayhem in this thread, causing it to collapse and take the 'clave with it. thanks alot, jumblebutt! i wish i knew what "1337" means
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Post by Ape on Aug 8, 2004 5:46:03 GMT -5
You know what 1337 means, then you find out that its just some stupid thing that 12 year olds use to be cool. Then you wish you never knew what it was...but you can't post on the Death Wish thread. D'oh. I wish GTA:San Andreas was here.
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Scythe
Task Mage
Awesomely Cool Member Guy
Quite Possibly Mad
Posts: 533
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Post by Scythe on Aug 8, 2004 9:36:41 GMT -5
You get better, but then you are deemed well enough to join the rest of the Conclave on its upcoming trip to visit J-n-L in Mexico.
I wish Trogdor was here...
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Post by redorblue01 on Aug 8, 2004 9:55:52 GMT -5
Trogdor mystically appears...but burninates all of us! *Cue music* TROGGDORRRR!
I wish I could fly
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Post by Ape on Aug 8, 2004 10:02:39 GMT -5
You can fly...but you still don't know how to land. I wish GTA:San Andreas was here (Scythe replied to a post way back)
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Post by redorblue01 on Aug 8, 2004 12:25:04 GMT -5
It is here, but you don't have enough money to buy it.
I wish none of my wishes had negative outcomes.
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Post by Ape on Aug 8, 2004 13:05:45 GMT -5
You get your wish, but then JnL rapes you for forking up his game.
I wish i knew which classes i'll have next school year.
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Post by DarkAngel on Aug 9, 2004 18:06:29 GMT -5
You find out that your schedual is mixed up, and all you have is cooking.
I wish I knew what the meaning of life was.
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Post by Ape on Aug 9, 2004 19:39:11 GMT -5
You know the meaning of life...but its just a number that makes no sense I wish the meaning of life wasn't 42
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Post by DarkAngel on Aug 9, 2004 21:28:18 GMT -5
The meaning of life actually turns out to be 12, which causing total apocolypse, killing everybody.
I wish I knew how to play the drums.
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