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Post by DarkAngel on Jul 26, 2004 15:41:58 GMT -5
You find out that you are in the Death Wish thread, only to find out that this thread has been giving you subliminal messages making you buy and wear woman's underpants.
I wish I was wearing woman's underpants:'(
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Post by Ape on Jul 26, 2004 17:57:43 GMT -5
You get your wish...then your parents walk into the room. I wish i could spell big words.
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Post by piñata on Jul 27, 2004 9:15:48 GMT -5
You get your wish, but people don't like it when you "pontificate" instead of just "talking", so they kill you. I wish I could get my site to work properly.
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Post by Ape on Jul 27, 2004 13:18:16 GMT -5
You get your wish, then you find out that its has a bomb and if you get over 10 posts, the thing will blow up. Oh, and the 'delete post' button dissapears I wish i had Warcraft 3!
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Post by Elfie on Jul 27, 2004 13:38:13 GMT -5
You get Warcraft 3 and die after forgetting to eat or sleep.
I wish the proboards hadn't decided to wait for 6 people to post before putting mine up so it would make sense.
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Post by Ape on Jul 27, 2004 14:52:38 GMT -5
You get your wish and make sense, then you are killed by a bunch of clavers because they don't think you are the real Elfie. I wish i had better grammar.
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Post by Soulcatcher on Jul 28, 2004 16:15:12 GMT -5
You get your wish and end up becoming the best public speaker in the world. Other public speakers become jealous and bury you alive.
I wish I wish I was a fish
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Post by Ape on Jul 28, 2004 16:42:19 GMT -5
You get your wish, then Apey stabs you because he already had to reply to this wish. *points back a couple pages* I wish i had a bagel
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Post by Elfie on Jul 28, 2004 17:13:57 GMT -5
*fixes*
Carry on.
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Post by jdog on Aug 1, 2004 14:11:25 GMT -5
yaaay! thanks dude!
you get a bagel, but it's piñata's, so you now have AIDS. you spread it around the 'clave, and we all die, and just before you die, you go to eM and Foretel cures you. you now have to spend eternity reading Strider's b¡tching and moaning, suck up to the mods, etc.
i wish Ape would delete his Death wish thread (really)
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Post by Ape on Aug 1, 2004 16:10:48 GMT -5
You get your wish, but then your dies again and we have no thread to post on.
I wish J-n-L would stop worrying about the other Death Wish thread and just let it die.
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Post by DarkAngel on Aug 2, 2004 18:26:36 GMT -5
JnL stops caring, but then that thread becomes infested with terrorists and no one notices...Then the 'Clave gets taken over by terrorists who then launch an attack on Russia causing a nuclear holocaust, destroying mankind.
I wish I had more money >_>
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Post by Ape on Aug 2, 2004 18:40:35 GMT -5
You get more money...then terrists end mankind. Then you die of a heart attack ;D I wish the clone would die.
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Post by Soulcatcher on Aug 2, 2004 18:58:34 GMT -5
he dies but only you know that he died and when everyone forms an angry mob to kill him, they think it's you and they burn you at the stake.
I wish I was almighty like God, wise like buddha, and had a sense of blowing things up like George dubya
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Post by jdog on Aug 3, 2004 15:36:41 GMT -5
you do, but there is already a J-n-L so you can't make an account. with all your wisdom and sh¡t, everyone would think it was me in another account, so they'd ban me from the 'clave, causing me to go and kill your dog. you die of sadness in 3 days.
i wish i didn't have to kill Soul's dog.
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Post by Ape on Aug 3, 2004 17:27:11 GMT -5
You don't have to kill Soul's dog, but only because Souls joins with 'all his wisdom and sh!t" and we DON'T think its you. I wish...i wish...i wish i could stop repeating myself.
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Lauren
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Post by Lauren on Aug 3, 2004 19:59:35 GMT -5
you get your wish when african odoovist pastor Treb Dyoll severs you head sews up your mouth and shrinks your head.
I wish I could lose these damn 4 pounds!!!!
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Post by jdog on Aug 4, 2004 1:39:11 GMT -5
you do, but they're boob pounds, so your boob size decreases with your weight. hooray. i wish i had boob size...
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Scythe
Task Mage
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Post by Scythe on Aug 4, 2004 8:56:24 GMT -5
You get boob size, but you forgot to specify what size. A-cup for you!
I wish something bad would happen to me.
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Post by Ape on Aug 4, 2004 11:08:36 GMT -5
You get your wish and randomly fall off a building...superman rescues you. Then he crash lands, killing him instantly and its all your fault.
I wish time didn't go so fast. >_<
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