Buddha
Parlor Mage
OMGWTFBBQ?
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Post by Buddha on Apr 28, 2005 22:44:32 GMT -5
Some of these are so bad..but they can always make people laugh. I'll start us off.
Hey are you from Venus? No...why? Cuz baby, your ass is out of this world!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I tried this on a girl i met...all i have to say is ouch. It had to be done.
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Post by stalin on Apr 28, 2005 23:12:09 GMT -5
Hey babe, wanna play Pearl Harbor? You can be the japenese and I'll be the americans, then you can blow the hell out of me.
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Post by DarkAngel on Apr 29, 2005 12:00:20 GMT -5
Is there a keg in your pants? 'Cause I wanna tap that ass.
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Buddha
Parlor Mage
OMGWTFBBQ?
Posts: 234
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Post by Buddha on Apr 29, 2005 14:54:18 GMT -5
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
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Post by Disgruntled Misanthrope on Apr 29, 2005 16:50:38 GMT -5
Oh, boy. I've got a bunch of these. I've never tried any of 'em, though, and I don't expect I ever will.
"Hey, let's play house. You can be the door, and I'll slam you."
"Hey, let's play carpenter. First we get hammered, and then I nail you."
"There's a mirror in your pocket, and I can see myself in your pants."
The next requires a packet of sugar, and hands.
*Lift packet from wherever it may be located, and hold it up at eye level.*
"Hey, I think you dropped your nametag."
I'll post a few more later, methinks.
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Post by Sean2K on Apr 29, 2005 16:51:28 GMT -5
Let my d!cktator invade your c#ntry!
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Post by piñata on May 1, 2005 17:34:24 GMT -5
Ones I've actually used:
"Is it hot in here, or is it you?"
"What's your name? Because I'd like to know who I'll be dreaming about tonight."
"Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?"
The next two are for waitresses.
When she asks if you want dessert: "Can I have you for dessert?"
When she asks if you want whipped cream on something: "Sure. But save some for later."
And finally, whenever a hot girl tells you to "Have a good night", say: "It'd be a lot better if I was spending it with you."
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Post by piñata on May 3, 2005 11:59:01 GMT -5
Yeah, I haven't used that one since I stopped believing in God... better to be honest, even when you're using a pickup line.
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Post by kemykal on May 10, 2005 2:16:23 GMT -5
"Yeah, im actually pretty rich, so i try to associate with women of the highest class. I find they make the best hookers."
*slap*
"Im not saying you're a hooker, though. A woman like you takes times and investment. My friend told me you dont go down til the third date."
*slap*
"Its ok though, cause im not looking for sex. I just want someone that i can take out into public and will make me happy. Cause ugly people making me look good makes me very happy."
*slap* *walks away*
"Come back, baby!"
*turns*
"You and I are perfect for each other. Your ass is just small enough to fit into my carseat."
*drink in the face*
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Post by Static on Sept 26, 2005 20:23:43 GMT -5
Hey babe, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
You: Did it hurt? Girl: When Expected response: When you fell from heaven. Actual answer: When that truck ran over your face!
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(LK)
Artificer
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Post by (LK) on Sept 26, 2005 20:53:22 GMT -5
how do you know you're gay if you haven't tried it?
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Post by DarkAngel on Sept 26, 2005 22:31:40 GMT -5
Hey babe, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Rofl. ;D
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