(LK)
Artificer
Posts: 733
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Post by (LK) on Jun 27, 2005 14:48:46 GMT -5
That's just f#ckin' bad man! lol, sorry, but I found them funny. I don't nessecarily think they are in good taste, but they're funny none the less to me. the 2nd joke was funny
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Post by DarkAngel on Sept 21, 2005 18:01:10 GMT -5
Q: What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey? A: A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.
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Scythe
Task Mage
Awesomely Cool Member Guy
Quite Possibly Mad
Posts: 533
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Post by Scythe on Aug 10, 2006 2:38:30 GMT -5
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stomp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out burning ducks.
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Post by Ape on Jan 7, 2007 11:37:57 GMT -5
~college football rivalry joke~
How do you stop a Michigan fan from masturbating?
Paint his wang scarlet and gray and he'll never beat it again
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Post by Sean2K on Jan 11, 2008 18:38:43 GMT -5
~college football rivalry joke~ How do you stop a Michigan fan from masturbating? Paint his wang scarlet and gray and he'll never beat it again ;D
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Post by Static on Mar 2, 2008 19:49:59 GMT -5
France.
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J-n-L
Task Mage
Meggie's Bag of Potatoes
Posts: 344
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Post by J-n-L on May 21, 2008 20:22:12 GMT -5
what's the difference between a strawberry and an elephant?
the strawberry is red
what did the colorblind hunter say when he saw a bunch of elephants charging at him?
where did all those strawberries come from?
I thank you.
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 21, 2008 22:06:05 GMT -5
JNL, that was on such a completely new level of lame, I almost shit myself lol
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Post by Ape on May 23, 2008 9:55:28 GMT -5
Lame jokes are the best jokes
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? Nice knawning you!
Why did Kenny Rogers run into a wall? He was drunk.
Why did Kenny Rogers fall down the stairs? He was drunk
Why did Kenny Rogers stick a fork in a light socket? He was drunk
Why did Kenny Rogers get in a car accident on the way to the hospital? His wife was driving.
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J-n-L
Task Mage
Meggie's Bag of Potatoes
Posts: 344
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Post by J-n-L on May 25, 2008 15:20:51 GMT -5
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? Nice knawning you! I really LOL'd hahahahahahahahaha that's so stupid
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Post by Ape on May 25, 2008 18:57:59 GMT -5
Why did the dog chase the car? It was tied to the bumper.
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J-n-L
Task Mage
Meggie's Bag of Potatoes
Posts: 344
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Post by J-n-L on May 28, 2008 16:19:47 GMT -5
why did the mexican buy the farm?
because he couldn't steal it.
dang
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Post by Ape on Aug 4, 2008 18:19:13 GMT -5
What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall? Anything.
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Post by piñata on Feb 23, 2018 0:34:45 GMT -5
What do you get when David Lynch remakes The Godfather?
An offer you can't understand.
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