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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 18, 2004 1:36:59 GMT -5
Hahahaha. It'd be adventure-wise, otherwise we'd have another "Clave vs. eM War" thingy that happened but really didn't. It'd just be metaphorical, for n00b tr00pers, eM's primary armed forces.
I'm glad you're enjoying Fuzzy. As stated, he's an incredible fighter, better than any other I have, but he's been outcast among the troops and I don't need him getting overwhelmed and murdered and stuff.
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Post by piñata on Apr 18, 2004 12:19:54 GMT -5
I always wondered what happened to Fuzzy. It's good to see him again.
As for the orbital defense platform... Evil Monkey Hippie is still undefended and under heavy enemy attack. It's a perfect place to test it.
As for recruiting n00bs, Devo seems to be against it -- he said something that actually made a lot of sense along the lines of the n00bs attacking us, too. But I'm leaving it up to the rest of you whether or not to do it -- if the majority says yes, then go for it.
Now... off to the rooftops!
*flies off with the others*
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 18, 2004 12:33:29 GMT -5
I vote we use the n00bs. With an individual as level-headed as Devo leading them, they shouldn't get offended or anything, even if they are n00bs. Add that to the fact that if they do rebel we can easily take them out, and we've got a decent fighting force.
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Post by devo2 on Apr 18, 2004 14:14:56 GMT -5
well, if the majority of you want them, then I will take them and lead them against our enemies. It's probalby good to have them anyways, I'll send them in first as sort of an advanced force. It will limit the danger to my main force.
I shall do my best.
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Post by piñata on Apr 18, 2004 17:09:36 GMT -5
Good luck, Devo. If you need any help... aww, fork it. I'll be fighting for my life somewhere like always. Eventually I'll lose one of those fights, and then you'll get the votes for Best Mod you deserved this year in next year's Conclave Awards.
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Post by JacenSolo on Apr 18, 2004 20:47:28 GMT -5
I vote we test them on the massive army marching towards our current position, unless they manage to get here first. The test of the orbital weapon system was a sucess with an estimated 58% casualty rate on the targeted advancing soldiers. The sheer surprise of the attack has haulted the army in its tracks while they try to figure out what just happened. A malfunction in the cooling systems of the weapon caused an overload during firing and the weapon was severly damaged. A repair team will be launched from Damithor to repair the damage as soon as possible. Hopefully this won't be a recurring problem.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 18, 2004 21:05:07 GMT -5
w00t. With this amount of damage done to the advancing army, along with their current state of uncoordinationa and disarray, I vote we attack immediately. My armies are ready to march on your order, Piñata.
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Post by stalin on Apr 18, 2004 22:31:02 GMT -5
*stalin, who was in Ignorant Frechman during the whole seige and was forced to go into hiding finally gets hold of a radio and attempts to make contact with devo.
I need help. I'm trapped in the sewer system right under downtown. Unfortunatly its colapsed in around me and the only way out in up into the streets which are still covered with enemies. I have a small band of 20 polar bears with me but our supplies are runnign short. I ask that if there is a chance at a rescue attempt then please come. We cant hold out much longer.
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Post by Akki's Kitten on Apr 18, 2004 22:33:06 GMT -5
*Pulls on her B!tch boots with black fish net stockings. Guarter belt in cherry red. Corset of the finest leather and a collar that proclaims her MISTRESS. Over it all is a silk oriental robe in black and red*
Okay now to tame the hormonal beast...or unleash it on the enemy. LOL. Look out boys here I come.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 18, 2004 22:37:00 GMT -5
Wow. Between whatever attack gear she calls that, her cats, and Fuzzy, I'm officially sared of Kitten.
Ok, let's move out. Everyone's assembled, and the enemy is still in disarray.
-=Starts marching his troops towards the enemy position=-
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Post by Akki's Kitten on Apr 18, 2004 22:43:58 GMT -5
*Uses her cats to get into postion. Finding the highest spot that will put the enemy directly between her and the n00b tr00ps she climbs to the top and starts to giggle* This is going to be fun. I wonder how many people will be trampled to death....
*The cry of the cats gets everyone's attention. As they turn around the robe comes off and in her sexiest voice she calls out*
OH boys! Little ol' me is stuck on this great big hill all by myself. And I'm just a little lonely. Can one of you great big strong n00bs come save my from lonilness?
*Feighning faintness she lays on the the of the hill back arched and eyes closed praying that this works the way it's suppose to*
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Post by Elfie on Apr 18, 2004 23:06:35 GMT -5
I may disagree with some of your methods, but they certianly are effective.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 18, 2004 23:21:11 GMT -5
-=Rolls in laughter as the n00bs and opposing army maul each other to try to get to Kitten=-
Kitten, I hope your cats are fast enough to get you out of there if any of them actually get up there. N00bs are, well, not very skilled at anything they do, and would probably hurt you in ways you can hardly imagine.
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Post by Akki's Kitten on Apr 19, 2004 0:43:46 GMT -5
My cats are like lightning. They can get me out of any situation. I'll be okay.
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Post by piñata on Apr 19, 2004 10:13:19 GMT -5
I agree with you, Bass. We should attack while they're distracted.
*takes off from the rooftops*
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 19, 2004 10:23:01 GMT -5
-=Pulls himself away from the scene in whatever territory Devo was marching through and teleports back to his own army, still marching towards the enemy=-
What? You didn't know I could teleport? Well I can.
We should be at the enemy position within a few hours. They got surprisingly close before Jacen used the Space Cannon Thingy.
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Post by DarkAngel on Apr 19, 2004 10:26:41 GMT -5
I R BACK! My turtle warriors shall lead the army!
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Someone update me on wtf a n00b trooper is and what they are doing?
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Apr 19, 2004 10:31:41 GMT -5
The n00b tr00pers are eM's not quite so effective fighting force, but they're good because there's so damn many of them.
They've been seduced here by Kitten, and are currently fighting with the enemy to reach her first, all alone on her big 'ole hill.
They were enlisted to overcome the potential destruction of the WMS's (Weapons of Mass Stupidity) being employed by Aratar's forces in...I think it was Ignorant Frenchmen, but I'm not positive.
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Post by piñata on Apr 19, 2004 10:34:59 GMT -5
They're new recruits from EM. Supposedly they're on our side, but I don't know how long that will last.
Situation update: Llanowar Forest has emptied, and the spirits of the dead have retaken Evil Monkey Hippie from the enemy.
Stemp's force, en route to Evil Monkey Hippie, was waylaid by an extraordinarily large group of Tusken Raiders. Stemp and Hawk are the only members of their unit not accounted for -- the rest are all confirmed dead, although they managed to take several hundred enemies down with them. The Tusken Raiders have continued moving north, and should reach Ignorant Frenchman by tomorrow. Their role in the war is unclear at this time, but they are presumed to be on the enemy's side.
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Post by omeguz on Apr 19, 2004 14:20:27 GMT -5
Well, Kemy and I just woke up...I never thought I would say this to you - but COMMAND ME!
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