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Post by piñata on Mar 17, 2004 9:15:45 GMT -5
Since WOTC has pretty much said they're not going to do another Unglued, I figured "Well, that won't stop us here from doing it ;D". So, post your Ungluedesque cards here. Credit for the idea for this thread goes to Static Burn for coming up with the Target Practice card on the Tonisar thread. I'll let the rest of you post some stuff before making my own contribution -- this post is long enough already.
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Post by kemykal on Mar 17, 2004 13:27:44 GMT -5
ive been holding onto these for a while.
1st Degree Burn 1R Sorcery Hold target butane lighter up to target player's arm for up to 5 seconds or until that player retracts his or her arm. If that player doesnt retract, that player may draw up to two cards. Otherwise, this deals 3 damage to that player.
2nd Degree Burn 1RRR Sorcery Hold target butane lighter up to target player's arm for up to 10 seconds or until that player retracts his or her arm. If that player doesnt retract, that player may draw up to five cards. Otherwise, this deals 6 damage to that player.
3rd Degree Burn 5RRR Sorcery Hold target butane lighter up to target player's arm for up to 15 seconds or until that player retracts his or her arm. If that player doesnt retract, you lose the game. Otherwise, this deals 10 damage to that player. Damage dealt this way cannot be prevented.
Unofficial Errata: a) Lighters are to be lit when held against a player's arm. b) Flame is to be held in direct contact with flesh. c) A lack of fuel results in an illegal target and the spell is countered upon resolution.
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Post by Static Burn on Mar 17, 2004 16:59:15 GMT -5
Target practice, obviously.
Kick in the Nuts[/color], 1R, Sorcery Tap target creature. If that creature has a male pictured in the art, ~this~ deals 2 damage to it.
Evil Knight of the Hokey Pokey[/color], BB, Creature-Knight (2/2) First strike. 2B, Do the hokey pokey: Damage cannot be prevented to target creature this turn.
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Post by DarkAngel on Mar 23, 2004 11:01:25 GMT -5
The Knights Who Say "Ni!"[/color] Creature - Knight 3BB 2B: Say the word "Ni!", Target Creature Cannot Block This Turn
3/3
"You must cut down the largest tree in this forest....WITH A HERRING!"
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Post by piñata on Mar 23, 2004 11:25:46 GMT -5
Filibuster XWW Sorcery As Filibuster comes into play, choose a topic. Target player must give a detailed speech on that topic for X minutes. If the player refuses to speak or stops speaking before time runs out, you gain X life.
IOU BBB Sorcery Remove IOU from your deck before playing if not playing for ante. If you have less life than target opponent, take your card from the ante pile and put it on the bottom of your library.
Fart XRR Sorcery Tap X target creatures. Fart deals 1 damage to each creature tapped in this way, and X damage to each player. "Hey Tahngarth, pull my finger!" - Squee, goblin cabin hand, last words
Attention Whore 1GG Creature - Human Townsfolk (0/2) All creatures that are able to block Attention Whore must do so. All spells that are able to target Attention Whore must do so.
I'll come up with more later.
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Post by Scythe on Aug 10, 2006 2:07:24 GMT -5
I don't think any of those made it into unhinged, but I'm sure that was merely a clerical oversight. Just saving the best for the third Un______ set, of course.
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Post by Sean2K on Oct 4, 2006 12:02:31 GMT -5
Since WOTC has pretty much said they're not going to do another Unglued... Liars!
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Post by Ape on Jan 6, 2007 19:25:55 GMT -5
Pinata=pwned.
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Post by Sean2K on Jan 11, 2007 1:03:14 GMT -5
Pinata=pwned. LOL!
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Post by piñata on Jan 11, 2007 11:34:29 GMT -5
Pinata=pwned. What? At the time I posted that comment, they were denying any plans to make another Unglued-like set. They changed their minds later. Ape Killer = owned by the awesome power of the pornographic memory! Speaking of which: Pornographic Memory[/color] 2U Sorcery Search your library for any one card with a picture of a scantily clad female on it, and take that card into your hand. Reshuffle your library afterwards.
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Post by Ape on Jan 12, 2007 12:45:10 GMT -5
So what your telling me is a your pornagraphic memory remembers the time when you beleived Wizard's lies...which is why you were owned in the first place. =P Your card idea made me remember that i found a band named Lost Soul.
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Post by piñata on Jan 17, 2007 10:53:59 GMT -5
Awesome. Are they any good?
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Post by Ape on Jan 17, 2007 12:46:17 GMT -5
I have no idea, CDuniverse has no samples for their CD ( link) But they are on the same label as a Decapitated CD and the spanish reviewer mentioned Behemoth and Vader in their review...so...you might not like them but i might! ;D
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