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Post by Sean2K on Oct 12, 2005 7:17:03 GMT -5
You pretty much do, seeing how the gas supply was low in the 70's too. I wish I could climb things.
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Post by DarkAngel on Oct 15, 2005 20:28:08 GMT -5
You keep climbing until you climb something so high that you can't get down... and then you die.
I wish I was a puppet!
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Post by Sean2K on Oct 17, 2005 7:26:11 GMT -5
You already have a hand up your @$$! I wish I was better at drafts.
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Post by DarkAngel on Oct 30, 2005 21:16:45 GMT -5
You get better at drafts... and then you die.
I wish I could uh... umm... be attacked by a... LAMP MONSTER!!! RAAAAAA!!!
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Post by Sean2K on Oct 31, 2005 8:06:08 GMT -5
The lamp monster grants you 3 wishes as long as they're wishes to die! I wish I didn't have diarrea!
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Post by DarkAngel on Nov 1, 2005 22:38:44 GMT -5
You're diarreah suddenly disappears, but it's replaced by gonnerhea (SP)... and then you die.
I wish I didn't work so much.
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Post by Sean2K on Nov 2, 2005 8:03:28 GMT -5
To quote Donald Trump, "You're Fired!" I wish it wasn't so cold now!
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Post by Lauren on Nov 2, 2005 16:57:00 GMT -5
Global warming decides to speed up and were all gonna die.
I wish i wasn't so sick.
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Post by Sean2K on Nov 3, 2005 14:02:00 GMT -5
You take a suppository to clear that(a suppository is a pill that goes in your @$$!) I wish it didn't rain all the time!
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Post by DarkAngel on Nov 14, 2005 9:59:23 GMT -5
It stops raining completely, causing a massive drought, completely destroying all life on Earth... and then you die... I wish I knew which University to go to.
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Post by Sean2K on Nov 15, 2005 9:34:23 GMT -5
You find out I go to Hell university! I wish I had a Front242 ticket.
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Post by DarkAngel on Nov 18, 2005 13:08:16 GMT -5
Front242 decides to hide two tickets to their concert inside their chocolate bars. A worldwide panic occurs as people are trying to find the last ticket. You, living in a rundown house with your grandparents and parents, find a shiny quarter in the street, and decide to buy a "Nutty Front242 Bar" in hopes of getting a ticket. However, when you unwrap the delicious chocolate bar, you find no ticket. In your rage, you murder the shop owner and get sent to prison, where you proceed to get herpes from your cellmate, a large black man named Tandre.
I wish I had wheels!
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Post by Sean2K on Nov 19, 2005 9:54:29 GMT -5
You magically become a broken shopping cart! I wish it wasn't cold outside!
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Post by Ape on Dec 13, 2005 21:10:25 GMT -5
It gets intensely hot, so hot that your house burns down. You take your winter clothes off and eat them for food...then it goes back to being cold, and you have no coat, loser. =P
I wish PS3 was here NOW!!!
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Post by Sean2K on Dec 13, 2005 22:19:13 GMT -5
It's here now...but you have no electricity until Christmas! I wish I could open my presents now!
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Post by Ape on Dec 14, 2005 16:19:19 GMT -5
You can, but you parents havn't bought you presents yet, so you still have nothing.
I wish i had a car
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Post by Sean2K on Dec 14, 2005 19:02:19 GMT -5
You get a broken hot wheels that doesn't colour change! I wish it wasn't a snowstorm outside!
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Post by Ape on Dec 14, 2005 20:11:11 GMT -5
Its not a snowstorm, its a...sandstorm.
I wish some of the broken smilies were unbroken
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Post by Sean2K on Dec 15, 2005 10:00:31 GMT -5
The unbroken smilies are rabid! I wish it wasn't so cold!
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Post by Ape on Dec 15, 2005 16:21:44 GMT -5
You get your wish, and everything that happens last time you wished that (a few posts back) happens again and you say "whoa...deja vu" You scratch your head and stop paying attention to everything arround you as you wonder how the same thing could have happened 2 times on 1 page. Thats when you're hit by the bus.
I wish there were more things to wish for
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