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Post by redorblue01 on May 20, 2004 15:22:53 GMT -5
Because she wouldn't [lame joke]share[/lame joke] FWHAHAHAHA
I installed viruses on my computer.
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Post by Soulcatcher on May 25, 2004 17:05:00 GMT -5
You wanted to see if it would catch the flu.
(I no it was bad but i had to get this thread back up)
I shot squirrels
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Post by DarkAngel on May 25, 2004 17:06:22 GMT -5
Because they took your peanuts...BASTARDS!
I skipped school.
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Post by Elfie on Jun 7, 2004 15:42:49 GMT -5
Because I wanted to sit at the cpu instead.
I aced my History exam...
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Post by DarkAngel on Jun 8, 2004 17:41:38 GMT -5
Because you had a time machine handy during it?
I streaked through my school halls.
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Post by Soulcatcher on Jun 12, 2004 14:47:53 GMT -5
to prove you were a woman I stuffed this pick in people's lockers
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Post by DarkAngel on Jun 12, 2004 15:06:51 GMT -5
Because it's true...
I humped a tree.
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Post by Lauren on Jul 10, 2004 18:47:04 GMT -5
Because _ _ _ _ _ is outta town.
I kissed a poodle.
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Post by DarkAngel on Jul 10, 2004 21:46:36 GMT -5
Because you have a small gremlin on your shoulder telling you what to do?
I saw Anchorman.
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Post by redorblue01 on Jul 11, 2004 9:08:48 GMT -5
Because the hilarious Will Ferrell is in it. I pooped in the refrigerator
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Post by Lauren on Jul 11, 2004 13:58:07 GMT -5
Because you have an extreme fetish.
I ate three goldfish, spit one up, then ate two more.
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Post by DarkAngel on Jul 11, 2004 14:53:30 GMT -5
Because you like sea food?
I got a sunburn.
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Post by Ape on Jul 20, 2004 7:15:41 GMT -5
Because you thought sunblock was meant to block the sun from you eyes, so you sat outside holding the bottle in front of your face for hours.
I watched Oprah Winfrey
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Post by BraveFencerMusashi on Jul 20, 2004 8:12:17 GMT -5
Because you are a depressed housewife
I killed Jerry Springer...0.o
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Post by Ape on Jul 20, 2004 8:29:13 GMT -5
He revealed that you were a transexual stripper. I lost in a game of tic-tac-toe
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Post by Lauren on Jul 21, 2004 7:01:39 GMT -5
Because you well...stink at tic tac toe.
I lost my higest paying client!
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Post by Ape on Jul 21, 2004 7:45:10 GMT -5
Because you rose your prices I watched Dora the Explorer
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Post by Lauren on Jul 21, 2004 10:03:59 GMT -5
Porque tu gusta los ninas!
I eat another damn icecream bar...
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Post by Ape on Jul 21, 2004 11:06:40 GMT -5
Because John Travoltra told you to 0.0
I cracked my finger
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Post by piñata on Jul 21, 2004 16:49:59 GMT -5
Because you wanted to keep Ellen Degeneres from breaking up with you.
I made an obscure movie reference
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