The Conclave Humor Section!

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newBookmarkLockedFalling The freshmaker!
Soulcatcher 5 198 by redorblue01
Sept 15, 2004 21:25:25 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling muscle relaxer
devo2 0 150 by devo2
Sept 14, 2004 17:59:21 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling End of the world
stalin 10 155 by DarkAngel
Sept 12, 2004 18:23:32 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling Salad fingers.
DarkAngel 4 141 by omeguz
Sept 11, 2004 5:27:12 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling German Jokes
omeguz 2 171 by omeguz
Sept 8, 2004 11:05:11 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling BUNNIES!!!!
Soulcatcher 2 113 by redorblue01
Aug 22, 2004 16:33:55 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling Mexican Bungee!
omeguz 10 153 by stalin
Aug 11, 2004 0:05:49 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling OMFG! YOU HACKER!
DarkAngel 7 145 by redorblue01
Jul 29, 2004 15:48:54 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling A family and their cow.
DarkAngel 5 96 by DarkAngel
Jul 28, 2004 10:09:16 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling Joke Some of You May Enjoy
Kodyn 6 144 by stalin
Jul 24, 2004 11:15:03 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling Military jerkoffs
stalin 6 116 by stalin
Jul 24, 2004 11:13:57 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling "0WN3D" Picture Gallery
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redorblue01 38 686 by BraveFencerMusashi
Jul 21, 2004 8:46:48 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling Banna Phone
stalin 4 120 by omeguz
Jul 20, 2004 3:41:26 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling Killfrog
Soulcatcher 0 94 by Soulcatcher
Jul 17, 2004 15:30:06 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling mexican joke (i think)
jdog 10 109 by Ape
Jul 1, 2004 12:11:17 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling Did I make this up?
Static Burn 6 116 by stalin
Jul 1, 2004 10:43:56 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling Hilarious Control Tower Conversations
omeguz 6 120 by DarkAngel
Jun 30, 2004 13:25:00 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling How to Clean the Toilet
omeguz 4 102 by stalin
Jun 29, 2004 1:31:51 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling Worst pun EVAR!
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Static Burn 24 260 by Static Burn
Jun 26, 2004 20:57:59 GMT -5
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newBookmarkLockedFalling Something wrong with Religion?
omeguz 10 152 by omeguz
Jun 24, 2004 0:57:01 GMT -5

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piñata: Happy birthday to our newest admin, Restless Renegade! Mar 8, 2018 1:10:06 GMT -5
Arcanis: I never quit playing. I play mostly EDH these days, but I pay attention to standard, modern, and some legacy. Mar 10, 2018 22:22:55 GMT -5
piñata: I need to start playing again. But Fork standard. Mar 11, 2018 0:45:18 GMT -5
piñata: Also, I remember you having 160 posts on your old account so I changed your new profile to reflect that. Mar 11, 2018 0:47:49 GMT -5
Restless Renegade: Thanks Piñata! Mar 11, 2018 1:10:07 GMT -5
Restless Renegade: Yeah I'm not much for Standard either, I prefer Modern and legacy. I'd like to play EDH but I don't think I have the cards to form a proper deck. Mar 11, 2018 7:10:20 GMT -5
piñata: I don't know enough about EDH. Mar 11, 2018 15:42:16 GMT -5
Arcanis: Wizards gave it the official title of "Commander." It started as a fun multiplayer variant and has since become popular enough that they create product to support it. Mar 13, 2018 2:21:27 GMT -5
piñata: How does it work? Mar 13, 2018 13:28:56 GMT -5
Arcanis: Usually multiplayer, you can play 1v1 if you want. Multiplayer players start at 40 life. In 1v1 some people play at 30 instead. You choose a legendary creature to be your commander. Any colored mana symbols of activated abilities or in the casting cost... Mar 14, 2018 2:41:10 GMT -5
Arcanis: ...creates the color identity of the deck. The only cards that can be played in the deck are those that match any of the colors of the commanders identity or are colorless. Memnarch for instance would be blue, so you can play blue and/or colorless cards. Mar 14, 2018 2:43:30 GMT -5
Arcanis: Mishra is red, blue, black so no cards in your deck can have white or green in their casting cost or activated abilities. The deck is 99 cards and is singleton except for basic lands. The commanders sit in the command zone and can be cast from there. Mar 14, 2018 2:45:05 GMT -5
piñata: Hmm. I'm gonna have to try that sometime. Mar 14, 2018 13:51:17 GMT -5
Arcanis: Additionally, if a single commander deals 21 points of combat damage to a particular player, that player loses. Whenever your commander would leave play, you could choose to put it into the command zone instead. You have to pay 2 colorless more each time. Mar 15, 2018 3:09:24 GMT -5
piñata: Ape, I can't Forking believe you didn't take the bait I put out for you in the music forum. Mar 15, 2018 23:42:16 GMT -5
Ape: Sorry dude, I haven't visited in awhile. Which bait are we talking about? Mar 22, 2018 17:58:49 GMT -5
piñata: Me listening to Psycroptic, lol. Mar 22, 2018 20:34:39 GMT -5
piñata: And now I’m listening to Passenger Of Shit... where’d you go, Ape? Oct 13, 2018 3:20:41 GMT -5
piñata: I staple tapeworms on my penis! Oct 17, 2018 3:07:21 GMT -5
piñata: Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I’m scared of toasters. Sept 23, 2021 8:50:23 GMT -5
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