Scythe
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Post by Scythe on Aug 8, 2004 9:43:37 GMT -5
Indeed. If chickens were a currency, it would put a whole new meaning on the phrase "don't count your chickens before they hatch."
Ok! To the humor section!!
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Post by omeguz on Aug 8, 2004 14:23:53 GMT -5
Imagine if your $ 20 could reproduce to make ANOTHER $20!
But you know, it's generally frowned upon to force a chicken into a candy machine. I don't think it quite understands the idea of trade..."I give you chicken - you give me Doritos!"
ARGH! To the HUMOR SECTION!
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Post by DarkAngel on Aug 8, 2004 23:10:13 GMT -5
Scythe and Omeguz...
ROFL. Sorry, I haven't laughed that hard at something on this board in a longass time.
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Post by omeguz on Aug 9, 2004 2:07:37 GMT -5
**from the humor board**
That's what we're here for!
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Scythe
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Post by Scythe on Aug 9, 2004 9:11:51 GMT -5
It's nice to know our efforts don't go unnoticed! ;D
I can just see it now...a rich guy walking down the street, a line of servants carrying cages of chickens and chickens on leashes with little pictures of Benjamin Franklin and Andrew Jackson tattooed on them. And just think about the banks!!! And taxes! Most of the taxes would have to go to pay for birdfood for the valuable chickens, and that birdfood would be paid for with: more chickens!!! And don't even get me started on inflation and wildly fluctuating chicken value.
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Post by Ape on Aug 9, 2004 13:31:35 GMT -5
Would you be able to buy chickens with your chickens?
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Post by omeguz on Aug 9, 2004 15:13:06 GMT -5
Inflation is simple: Bike pump Needle Now inflate!
Can you imagine making illegal millions? This is where cloning comes in! Or Money laundering - stick a chicken in the washing machine and press "erase all data"... I'm running out of jokes... SCYTHE! HELP!
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Post by Ape on Aug 9, 2004 15:24:44 GMT -5
Store clerk: That would be 2.50
Customer: Ok, do you want the top or bottom half?
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Lauren
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Post by Lauren on Aug 12, 2004 6:45:15 GMT -5
I... cant stop laughing. They would have to accomodate a place for the chickens in the soda machine. That would be a big soda machine.
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Post by omeguz on Aug 12, 2004 8:28:30 GMT -5
Lauren killed the joke ;D
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Post by piñata on Aug 12, 2004 8:51:15 GMT -5
This thread is so funny, I'm almost tempted to sticky it.
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Post by Ape on Aug 12, 2004 9:41:21 GMT -5
Could you imagine what i chicken would sound like in the washer? THUMP THUMP THUMP.
"Honey, didn't i tell you to check your pockets"
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Post by DarkAngel on Aug 12, 2004 13:48:23 GMT -5
*Falls off his chair*
This is pathetic...insanely hilarious, but pathetic...
But if it's illegal to deface currency, how would we make chicken nuggets:o?
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Post by Ape on Aug 12, 2004 18:13:22 GMT -5
But if you think about it...i bet if chickens really did become the currency, people would choke their chickens alot less often.
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Post by Lauren on Aug 12, 2004 22:35:48 GMT -5
Yes but then it would be just like having money again... only funnier.
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Post by omeguz on Aug 13, 2004 3:16:39 GMT -5
Picture this: The boys are enjoying a night out, having a couple of beers, talking about cars. The stripper slowly comes over and bends over. Joe is feeling very generous, and stuffs a chicken in the young ladies panties.
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Post by Ape on Aug 13, 2004 5:31:05 GMT -5
How would the tooth faerie get a chicken under a kids pillow without waking them up?
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Post by omeguz on Aug 13, 2004 10:10:44 GMT -5
When you buy a candybar from a vending machine you put a whole chicken in - and your change?
Chicken Nuggets.
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Post by Kodyn on Aug 14, 2004 10:27:43 GMT -5
A savings bond would be a carton of eggs. Cept you might not want to wait til you're 18 to open it....
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Post by omeguz on Aug 15, 2004 14:33:39 GMT -5
ROFL ;D That was a good one. Taking out a loan is getting big momma chickens because the eggs you have are all stillbirths. Or the chicken equivelant to that.
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