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Post by jdog on Aug 9, 2004 23:28:01 GMT -5
you learn to, but next day you poured gasoline into the fire and now you have stumps for arms and no eyebrows.
i wish kemmie were mexican.
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Post by Ape on Aug 10, 2004 4:54:26 GMT -5
He becomes Mexican, he has to change his name to el Kemy, which is stupid. I wish my fingers weren't orange.
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Post by Lauren on Aug 10, 2004 5:04:24 GMT -5
they fix the post... but no one cares.
I wish I had a boyfriend.
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Post by Ape on Aug 10, 2004 10:32:56 GMT -5
You get a boyfriend...then you get beat up by his ex girlfriend.
I wish people would reply to the last post on a thread, rather than some random middle one.
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Post by jdog on Aug 10, 2004 21:51:43 GMT -5
the "Quote" function stops being used, and Morb pokes your eye for that.
i wish there were more smileys
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Post by Ape on Aug 11, 2004 6:47:16 GMT -5
You get your wish...but none of them work and all they do is take up space. I wish school wasn't here already
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Post by jdog on Aug 11, 2004 17:45:53 GMT -5
it's not, but you got so bored with all the extra time, you went and did a stupid thing and ended in jail. now being the class idiot sounds like heaven compared to being the pen's glory hole.
i wish the "all apoligies" thread worked so i could bash Meggie ;D
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Post by Ape on Aug 11, 2004 18:24:04 GMT -5
it works and you bash Meggy...and get banned I wish i could draw
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Post by redorblue01 on Aug 11, 2004 19:49:56 GMT -5
You can draw but all the paper in the world gets burninated! TROGDARRRRRR! Ok, enough of that.
I wish I had an iPod.
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Post by DarkAngel on Aug 11, 2004 20:13:02 GMT -5
IPods become illegal, and every person who owns them is put to death...Poor RoB, all he wanted was some music I wish I was an astronaught
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Post by jdog on Aug 11, 2004 22:01:37 GMT -5
you are, but are humped by Billy-Bob, the space monkey everyday.
i wish my tummy didn't hurt because of drinking coffee
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Post by Lauren on Aug 12, 2004 6:31:22 GMT -5
you get your wish and...uh... you... er... OH! because the coffee is poisoined and soon dies.
Here's something i know ape will love: I wish I was a fish
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Post by Ape on Aug 12, 2004 7:15:42 GMT -5
You get your wish, then become a fish stick in an expensive resturaunt...but no one buys you so you just sit in a freezer for a really long time. I wish i was somewhere else
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Post by Lauren on Aug 12, 2004 7:29:55 GMT -5
your at my house yay! Too bad my mom is a dictator and you have to sleep im my mom and dads bed in between them to night...
I wish my mom wasn't a dictator
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Post by DarkAngel on Aug 12, 2004 13:08:10 GMT -5
She lets you do whatever you want, which then leads you to become a severe herorine addict, ruining your life forever...
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I wish I was a crackwhore.
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Post by Ape on Aug 12, 2004 18:33:21 GMT -5
Your a crack'ho...and if THAT isn't bad enough...a gang that hates your pimp guns you down for the hell of it. I wish i actually got my wishes i wished on this wish thread.
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Post by Lauren on Aug 12, 2004 18:37:08 GMT -5
Your wishes come true but so do the bad after thingy's.
@ DA you become a crack ho--- and get to work with me YAY!
I wish nick looooooooooooved me as much as I looooove him and that he couldn't die until a ripe old age and neither could I.
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Post by Ape on Aug 13, 2004 16:40:51 GMT -5
You get your wish. You are happily married for years. Then you start getting worried because you wished on the Death Wish thread and nothing bad has happened. You start getting paranoid and you drive yourself crazy. He gets sared and divorces you, which then drives you even more crazy. Eventually you end up in one of those white padded rooms.
I wish eating didnt make you fat >_<
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Post by Lauren on Aug 14, 2004 14:50:01 GMT -5
you get your wish and all fatty ( and tasty ) foods are gone.
I wish I didn't do that!
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Post by Soulcatcher on Aug 14, 2004 18:32:56 GMT -5
You get your wish but you go insane trying to figure out what you did that now you didnt do. I wish I wish I was a fish
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