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Post by Ape on Jul 23, 2004 15:58:45 GMT -5
The star you are upon catches fire as it enters the earths atmosphere.
I wish i knew if Warcraft 3 would work on my computer
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Post by omeguz on Jul 23, 2004 16:01:11 GMT -5
It does, and you get all your B.Net scores back - shortly before Norton nukes your drive, deleting...hmmm...everything! I wish I weren't a workoholic on this page
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Post by devo2 on Jul 23, 2004 22:30:40 GMT -5
there's another spam attack and you do absolutely nothing. Then you get banned by all the ohter mods (again)
I wish there were more hours in the day
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Jul 23, 2004 22:57:17 GMT -5
The day lengthens, causing you to have to spend more time teaching school, instead of having free time.
I wish my job didn't suck so bad.
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Post by omeguz on Jul 24, 2004 4:29:51 GMT -5
Your job no longer involves sucking, but now you never get any ;D
I wish I could get my act together to write some plays.
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Post by Ape on Jul 24, 2004 6:07:04 GMT -5
You get your act together and write some plays...they accidently say something that someone takes as a metaphore against christians, and takes you to court. They get nothing out of it, but it was just a big waste of time thought you could have spent posting here. I wish i could've thought of a better answer >_<
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Post by Elfie on Jul 24, 2004 12:49:53 GMT -5
You think of a better answer, but you've already given that one and it's too late.
I wish for three more wishes.
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Post by Ape on Jul 24, 2004 13:14:14 GMT -5
You get your wish, unfortantly the wishes on this thread never get you anything except and ocassional laugh, so I wish i didn't have to return Psi-Ops to the rental place
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Post by jdog on Jul 24, 2004 14:06:17 GMT -5
you don't have to anymore, but it get's stolen and replaced with a VHS version of Giggly.
i wish the conclave would come visit me in Mexico.
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Post by omeguz on Jul 25, 2004 3:41:31 GMT -5
We all do, but Ape gets diarrhea, DA gets lost and ends up as a sex slave, Bass starts to sing - and is shot, Elfie starts explaining complex things to locals - they commit mass suicide, Pinata gets an STD, RoB looses himself in a Sobrero, Stalin eats too much spicy food and gets bad gas, Devo wants to start teaching, but is overrun by a horde of 'lil mexicans, Morb and Alicia go to their room and don't come out for weeks, Viper gets gang-raped by 50 year old fat women, Soul gets lost in the desert, Lauren wanders off looking for John Travolta, and Kemy and me die of alcohol poisoning. Sorry if i forgot anyone I wish I weren't sick
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Post by DarkAngel on Jul 25, 2004 9:54:03 GMT -5
You feel better, decide to go outside, and you are then hit by a bus.
I wish I was a Mexican sex slave:(
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Post by Ape on Jul 25, 2004 10:16:47 GMT -5
You get your wish, then you realize you have to go to mexico to be a mexican sex slave. Plus you become a slave for JnL. Damn, you lost twice in that one. I wish i had my own computer.
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Post by SuperBassX84 on Jul 25, 2004 21:43:50 GMT -5
You get your own computer...'cept it's one from the early 1980s. You know, the ones that take up a whole room and barely manage simply addition problems. ENJOY!!! I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner! That is what I truly want to be! And if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner Everyone would be in love with me! What?
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Post by jdog on Jul 25, 2004 22:57:22 GMT -5
you become an Oscar Meyer weiner, but are introduced into DA's mexican-sex-slave arse.
i wish someone other than elfie would go into the conclave chat.
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Post by Ape on Jul 26, 2004 5:55:09 GMT -5
You get your wish, but then you find out the chat can't hold more than 2 people. It explodes, seting you monitor on fire, causing it to explode and setting the rest of computer on fire, causing it to explode... ...you get the idea. And i'm in there most of the time whenever i'm online...but i'm always alone. I wish i wasn't alone
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Post by Buddha on Jul 26, 2004 8:23:57 GMT -5
You've been recently dating this girl on the internet...she wants to meet you in person. You find out she's a man. Are you happy now?
Life is always busy...i wish i had more free time.
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Post by DarkAngel on Jul 26, 2004 9:47:44 GMT -5
You get more free time...but then you get TOO much free time...and waste your life away watching kiddie porn on the computer...
I wish I knew what my course schedual for next year was.
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Post by Elfie on Jul 26, 2004 11:30:31 GMT -5
Your illness kills you.
I like Omeguz's scenario. I don't die.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner?
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Post by DarkAngel on Jul 26, 2004 12:08:49 GMT -5
Whoa...I have an illness o_0?
And JnL already said that you would be shoved up my ass...
I wish Elfie's post made more sense o_0
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Post by Ape on Jul 26, 2004 14:42:17 GMT -5
Elfies posts makes more sense, then you find out that in all his confusing posts...he's just babbling on about nothing, which makes you sad. Who did it!? ... Edit I wish i knew which thread i was in >_<
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