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Re: (Lucky) Conclave Adventure #13 « Reply #61 on May 25, 2008, 8:08pm »
((I go to Italy for a week and you Forkers forget the Forking story. Jesus))
Bass: Alright enough cheese vs. chocolate talk. We need to round up the troops and head back to base. I'm sure Durza will have heard about the rout here, we should see what action the other two armies take before progressing further. If we're lucky, they may simply disperse. Candybag, go do what you need to do about the lady, just try not to stain your armor again...that was embarassing what you did with the foreign consulate. Elfie: I agree. Bass: ..... Elfie: What? You think my vocabulary is limited to one word? Bass: Touché. Troops! Form up and move out!
Ach! Hans, run, it's the Lhurgoyf! Oh, never mind. That's just Bass.
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Re: (Lucky) Conclave Adventure #13 « Reply #63 on Jun 5, 2008, 5:29pm »
*Pinata looks down at his cotton pants and tunic, cut in the style of but far less encumbering than wizard's robes.*
Pinata: Armor? What the Fork is he talking about? Evan: You used to wear a leather jerkin under that tunic. Pinata: Oh. That's what he's talking about. The leather... er... got wet. Evan: I see. Pinata: Well, I'm off to get shot down by a hot Elf babe. Mingle, but don't eat anything anyone offers you. Evan: Understood.
*Pinata heads off to try and hook up with Anorel, moving to the other side of the Embyr Haven lines and, therefore, away from the other Conclavers.*
Pinata: So, what's going on? Elfie: Nothing much. Things are pretty much safe right now. Pinata (dodging the safe that was about to fall on his head): Ha! Nice try though, you almost had me. Where's Bass, anyway? Bass: Ape, get your ass off me! Ape (after apologizing to Bass): Who do we blow up next? Pinata: After extensive backreading of this thread, I found out that our plan was to take the goblin force next. But with Durza and Mons both in that area, it'll be a bit more dangerous than we anticipated... Elfie and Bass will probably want to strategize before we go in. Scythe, what the Fork are you doing? Scythe: You've chipped the fourth wall again. I'm just patching it up.